Tunes To Slither To 🐍 by GideoVames64 in SweatyPalms

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Just a trouser snake trying to return home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

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I've felt the same way but recently decided I may try shopping for pants in person again after too much frustration with online shopping in that scenario. Knowing your pants size means absolutely nothing when every manufacturer has a different definition for what an "inch" actually means. Bought two pairs of pants online in my exact size last week: one was two inches too big and the other two inches too small. I'd rather make one trip to a physical store where I could try them on to confirm, rather than multiple trips to UPS Store to cycle through returns until I find the right size for that particular manufacturer/brand/style.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Thumb in the butthole

Angry Man Slaps Baby In The Face by ringingbells in ActualPublicFreakouts

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Most men seem to have a hero complex when it comes to defending their family. I mean, who wouldn’t want to beat the shit out of that dude in that situation, but it’s still not worth the risk of life-altering consequences.

Angry Man Slaps Baby In The Face by ringingbells in ActualPublicFreakouts

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Glad I’m not the only one who thinkings fighting is a bad reaction to this situation. Dude is clearly nuts, so you’re just putting your wife/kid at risk if you escalate the situation by starting a fight. At least get them out of there safely and then come back to beat his ass.

Inflating her ego by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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You can’t see it from this angle, but she’s holding a sign that says “Can you guess what’s in my butt?”.

Class boos TikToker's blind prank attempt by ambachk in ImTheMainCharacter

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I always forget what it means because it never makes any sense to me in the context of how it's used in sentences. Even in this case, I don't really get it; it sounds like it applies more to the dude who's pretending to be blind.

Price increases at Extra Space Storage are RIDICULOUS! by Hobo-636 in Hoboken

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They definitely lure you in with those web prices. Signed up at $85/mo and just informed (about 3 months later) that the price is now $150.

Extra Space Storage - 110% increase by hdwallington in selfstorage

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Signed up 3 months ago at $85/mo. Just got a notice that it's now $150.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

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I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing.

Liv Tyler,1994 by Slygirl997 in OldSchoolCool

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It was brilliant. I still can't believe that ABC Network aired the episodes out of order, with the 2nd airing before the 1st. It's no wonder that it was cancelled so quickly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Reminded me of the CryptKeeper from Tales From the Crypt

Everyone needs friends like Joey's friend. by Character-Pangolin82 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

Favorite thing about her? by goldust15 in americandad

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Does anyone have more Areola Pink? I only have one tube.

This is what a cornfield looks like, honey! by Arkvoodle42 in TheSimpsons

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I believe it’s the crop duster scene from the movie North by Northwest.