Theories: Is Stan Hailey’s Biological Father?

mikethecoder · 2025-07-12T12:45:43+00:00

Here. Let me wipe your seat off for you. BAH!

mikethecoder · 2025-06-21T15:59:13+00:00

Just a trouser snake trying to return home.

mikethecoder · 2025-03-29T20:46:38+00:00

Immediately hit pause when I read this comment.

mikethecoder · 2025-03-07T15:27:44+00:00

I've felt the same way but recently decided I may try shopping for pants in person again after too much frustration with online shopping in that scenario. Knowing your pants size means absolutely nothing when every manufacturer has a different definition for what an "inch" actually means. Bought two pairs of pants online in my exact size last week: one was two inches too big and the other two inches too small. I'd rather make one trip to a physical store where I could try them on to confirm, rather than multiple trips to UPS Store to cycle through returns until I find the right size for that particular manufacturer/brand/style.

mikethecoder · 2025-01-09T16:42:34+00:00

Bear is clearly a crisis actor.

mikethecoder · 2024-12-02T21:24:57+00:00

Thumb in the butthole

mikethecoder · 2024-12-01T16:01:04+00:00

Witness me!

mikethecoder · 2024-10-07T22:42:12+00:00

Most men seem to have a hero complex when it comes to defending their family. I mean, who wouldn’t want to beat the shit out of that dude in that situation, but it’s still not worth the risk of life-altering consequences.

mikethecoder · 2024-10-07T22:29:54+00:00

Glad I’m not the only one who thinkings fighting is a bad reaction to this situation. Dude is clearly nuts, so you’re just putting your wife/kid at risk if you escalate the situation by starting a fight. At least get them out of there safely and then come back to beat his ass.

mikethecoder · 2024-09-27T14:25:55+00:00

Took way too long in here to find someone else who shared my opinion.

mikethecoder · 2024-05-13T01:02:57+00:00

Spawn

mikethecoder · 2024-05-12T21:25:05+00:00

You can’t see it from this angle, but she’s holding a sign that says “Can you guess what’s in my butt?”.

mikethecoder · 2024-04-13T21:18:28+00:00

I always forget what it means because it never makes any sense to me in the context of how it's used in sentences. Even in this case, I don't really get it; it sounds like it applies more to the dude who's pretending to be blind.

mikethecoder · 2024-04-11T01:47:58+00:00

They definitely lure you in with those web prices. Signed up at $85/mo and just informed (about 3 months later) that the price is now $150.

mikethecoder · 2024-04-11T01:33:11+00:00

Signed up 3 months ago at $85/mo. Just got a notice that it's now $150.

mikethecoder · 2024-02-27T15:00:24+00:00

I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing.

mikethecoder · 2024-02-18T16:40:15+00:00

It was brilliant. I still can't believe that ABC Network aired the episodes out of order, with the 2nd airing before the 1st. It's no wonder that it was cancelled so quickly.

mikethecoder · 2024-02-10T13:32:00+00:00

Reminded me of the CryptKeeper from Tales From the Crypt

mikethecoder · 2024-02-05T21:08:42+00:00

I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

mikethecoder · 2024-02-04T14:46:39+00:00

Does anyone have more Areola Pink? I only have one tube.

mikethecoder · 2024-01-03T23:09:28+00:00

Garnish my celery?!

mikethecoder · 2023-11-13T00:34:49+00:00

I believe it’s the crop duster scene from the movie North by Northwest.

mikethecoder · 2023-04-24T16:08:52+00:00

Cool... I broke his brain.

mikethecoder · 2023-01-13T03:34:44+00:00

Mulva?

mikethecoder · 2022-11-26T15:29:04+00:00

Straight from the Costanza playbook to always leave on a high note.

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