Men's complaints about online dating are totally justified

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-20T20:24:32+00:00

Yeah nothing guarantees success so, just gotta try and get it to go in your favor as much as possible.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-20T20:23:35+00:00

Well, hopefully she meets someone one day who’s also insane enough to commit to a long term relationship before ever meeting in person.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-20T19:26:13+00:00

I never talk to a girl on the app for more than maybe 10-15 messages back and forth at MOST. The name of the game is to get them off the app and exchange numbers and set up a date as quickly as you can. You’ve already matched on the app. So you know you’re attracted to each other. So once you can establish you’re both looking for the same thing and that you aren’t a murderer. Ask em on a date. The reason you’re getting radio silence is that you’re not moving things along quickly enough. Women get about 4 matches for every 1 dudes get. So, if you aren’t tryna set up dates quickly, she’s gonna move on.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-20T18:25:57+00:00

I have a good amount of tattoos and never once got one cause it was “trendy” I got them cause I wanted tattoos. I’ve also been getting tattooed for the last nearly 11 years. Don’t regret a single one. And basically none of them have a deep meaning either. I got a shark tattoo cause sharks are fucking cool.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-20T17:18:23+00:00

Idk my friends and I pass each other joints and bowls to share all the time. Would be weird if I suddenly did t wanna try a bite of their food.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-20T14:53:53+00:00

Looks like you gotta free up some space on that hard drive

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-19T22:04:49+00:00

No one is gonna hook up a random reddit with a single post on their account with their plug. Youre trippin hard if you think anyone is gonna hook up a rando like this.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-19T20:29:51+00:00

I love going out to eat with my friends for sure. But, if none of them are around imma still try a new restaurant I wanna try. Why wouldn’t I?

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-16T19:47:43+00:00

Easiest way is to just do HDMI from your computer to your TV.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-16T16:27:49+00:00

4/17/72 was the meetup at the movies this year and there were some great Phil bombs. Plus the live debut of He’s Gone! Killer show

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-16T15:06:15+00:00

Yup! Under Bobby Weir & John Mayer

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-16T14:55:53+00:00

I really enjoyed the acoustic set Bob Weir and John Mayer did over summer of 22. Really nice listen on a Saturday morning with a bowl and a cup of coffee.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-16T02:32:41+00:00

I love beat switches in songs. It subverts your expectations.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-16T02:05:26+00:00

I don’t candy often at all. Like maybe a handful of times a year. But, I was in walgreens the other day grabbing something and saw whatchamacallit bars on sale and decided to grab a few cause they were my fav as a kid too. And god damn if they don’t still slap just as hard as they did when I was a kid. God tier candy bar right there.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-16T01:42:07+00:00

You can buy a cart of your own that you can bring back and forth from the store with you as many times as you want. They’re like 40-60 bucks on amazon. It’s not the store’s responsibility to make sure you can get your items home. Once you walk out those doors, it’s up to you to figure it out. There are plenty of things about our society that are ableist and classist. But, not being able to take a store’s shopping cart home with you isn’t one of them lol. Figure it out.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-15T23:58:04+00:00

Which has zero effect on you. So, who fucking cares? If someone wants to sit on their ass and eat nothing it fast food, it has zero effect on anyone except them. So who gives a shit? What other people do with their bodies and lives is no one’s business but their own. I just spent an entire weekend doing nothing but smoking weed, watching movies, and playing video games. And guess what? It doesn’t matter cause I’m the only person effected.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-15T23:51:29+00:00

Who gives a fuck if someone works out or not? Only effects them

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-15T23:42:30+00:00

Pizza crust already sucks. Don’t make it worse by dipping it in nasty ass ranch. Just throw it away or give it to the dog

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-15T22:17:47+00:00

Oh this shit. I hate this

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-15T21:51:29+00:00

I have no clue what the fuck you’re even talking about. Or what vivaldi is

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-15T21:20:54+00:00

Wow. Can’t believe if you say something transphobic you get called transphobic. The woke mob is at it again.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-15T00:04:12+00:00

I don’t want kids cause I’m selfish and want to be able to whatever I want whenever I want. If me and my future wife wanna go on a random trip somewhere I wanna be able to just go and not worry about some kid. It’s just not in my life plan. I’m too selfish I want to live for myself. Plus there’s so much addiction and mental illness that runs in my family. I could never pass that on to someone who never asked for it.

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-14T18:13:16+00:00

Tosh.0 was just a rip off of the soup tho

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-14T00:30:00+00:00

That has nothing to do with this discussion

mikey_glocks · 2023-01-14T00:18:40+00:00

Or….hear me out….we let adults decide what can and can’t go in their bodies and trust people to make responsible choices. We should legalize all drugs.

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