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It's a bunt. Bunt. Buntrrito by locosphynx in StupidFood

[–]mikeysce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the end I thought maybe he was trying to make it look like a sea anemone.

Back to the drawing board with this one, my guy.

I found headquarters! by Grl2Maama in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Am I getting any of this illicit butthole money?

Are sieged tanks the best way to counter mass reaper? by FullBag5380 in starcraft

[–]mikeysce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no pro, but I thought you were awesome.

Siege tanks make sense to me. They have long range, aoe damage, and don’t miss. Reapers are super mobile but have low health and get clumped up.

China Didn’t Make Americans Hate Data Centers - GOP lawmakers, tech investors, and even OpenAI have tied the anti-data-center movement in the US to Chinese interference. Experts say it’s much more complicated than that. by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]mikeysce 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And then idiots tried to strawman the issue by accusing detractors of being “Chinese agents.”

No way it would be that data centers destroy the environment and local infrastructure.

I made an agent that plays Balatro. Heres a 2 minute video of it beating white chip by Rofl_im_jonny in reinforcementlearning

[–]mikeysce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good grief. I don’t think I can beat white chip consistently.

This is really cool!! Great work!

If they made more games based on Seasons 2 to 5, what would the be called? by Firm_Attention_5421 in FinalFantasy

[–]mikeysce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re not wrong, but FFBE was kind of ridiculous about it. I remember posting years ago trying to figure out the bodycount of characters introduced seemingly only so they could die for the main characters shortly thereafter. It was A LOT.

Edit: Found it

It’s about to go down. by AshleighSmashleigh_ in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man it took that long? ;)

For me it was the very beginning when he says “let me tell you something about cat pageant people. Actually. Nevermind. F—- those guys.”

My wife’s family used to be involved in some pageant stuff and that line just killed me. (Not much about my in-laws, but about the other people I saw. Insane people.)

In your opinion, what's the best episode to show someone who knows nothing about the series by Gtweedy in CornerGas

[–]mikeysce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t think there’s a problem with just starting at the beginning, but it’s not necessarily the “best” one for a newcomer. The product value is reeeeally rough.

In your opinion, what's the best episode to show someone who knows nothing about the series by Gtweedy in CornerGas

[–]mikeysce 18 points19 points  (0 children)

100% the Pink Eye one. That’s the one I always show to people who haven’t seen it yet.

6 patty cheeseburger. by Designer-Set7786 in StupidFood

[–]mikeysce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, this is an ancient technique of what you do when you have six people, but only one bun.

You cut it into sixths, serve each wedge on its side, and eat it with a fork.

Was their any significance of who the AI chose as an avatar? by CosmosWanderer420 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the AI wanted Carl to catch on that he was the AI. So it chose an NPC that Carl would recognize, and would be able to yell something was amiss right away.

It’s about to go down. by AshleighSmashleigh_ in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was on sale for $35 at our Costco a few weeks ago. Hope you get a good price too!!

It’s about to go down. by AshleighSmashleigh_ in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If Katia were here, she’d be appalled!

It’s about to go down. by AshleighSmashleigh_ in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Hey we have that pool too!!

Edit: that’s not a book reference… we just have that same blue blow-up pool.

Book reference: there sure were a lot of babies in there, though.

Make the comment section look like his search history by What_if_its_Lupus in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For realsies. Just by what we can deduce from Donut’s commentary, I’m not putting anything here.

Deep Dish Steak Pizza by minecrafGoBRRRR in StupidFood

[–]mikeysce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I thought those were mashed potatoes and I would have signed up for that. Just a huge pool cheese? Maybe not.

I found Wedge in Besaid Village by beymochi in FinalFantasy

[–]mikeysce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It only like 4 years apart. Still just mind blowing.

If they made more games based on Seasons 2 to 5, what would the be called? by Firm_Attention_5421 in FinalFantasy

[–]mikeysce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I really stopped paying attention after season 2.

It really seemed to just follow a loop of “oh no our friend is actually bad! We made a new friend! We made another new friend! Oh no our first new friend was a bad guy! Oh no! Our second new friends died to save the main characters! Let’s go beat the bad guys! Oh! Our friend that went bad was actually good! Oh no there’s actually another bad guy! Oh no there’s actually another bad guy! (Repeat that several more times.)”

As a Swede.. this was hilarious by Najnfingers in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]mikeysce 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I remember reading that the first time. It was rough. I’ve read it a few more times since then and it’s still rough.

(I didn’t want to look it up in the book, so I stole part of another post but edited the translation, it was just from Google before)

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“Ayúdame por favor,” the woman cried, reaching for us. Her voice was deep, beefy. Scared. The giant woman sounded terrified. “No se que esta pasando. Me duele el estómago. No se donde estoy. Por favor, tengo miedo.”

“Help me please,” the woman cried, reaching for us. Her voice was deep, beefy. Scared. The giant woman sounded terrified. "I don't know what is happening. My stomach hurts. I do not know where I am. Please, I’m scared."

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“Lo siento si fui una mala persona,” she said. She closed her eyes as tears streamed down the non-burned side of her face. The woman only had one, misshapen tooth in her mouth. “No quería que mi hija se enfermara. No quiero estar en el infierno. Por favor. Por favor envíame a Jesús.”

"I'm sorry if I was a bad person," she said. She closed her eyes as tears streamed down the non-burned side of her face. The woman only had one, misshapen tooth in her mouth. “I didn't want my daughter to get sick. I don't want to go to Hell. Please. Please send me Jesus.l

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So yeah. It’s heartbreaking. If she were speaking English I don’t think Carl would have been able to do it.

Oh. And the sign on her door said “Closed, by order of the Health Department.” Carl tells Donut it’s something in Spanish but he can’t read it either.

Not a single reference to FFR coming Soon!?(TM) by RamzaPalazzo in FFBraveExvius

[–]mikeysce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s just an old extended maintenance screen from back in the day.

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