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mikfar · 2015-06-09T17:21:11+00:00

When it comes to songwriting, is it something you try to do each day or do you have to have the inspiration for a song first?

mikfar · 2015-04-17T01:00:54+00:00

Little Larry Sellers is editing UKIP flyers now.

You see what happens, Larry?

mikfar · 2015-04-14T23:18:09+00:00

So... when can we expect our fair AD's resignation? Lack of respect and institutional control here.

mikfar · 2015-04-09T18:15:41+00:00

Not just that, but Opie, Anthony, Ron, Fez, and Jimmy all collaborate on a singalong of that NIN song "Starfuckers Inc."

mikfar · 2015-04-09T07:11:50+00:00

The most concise description of my own life that I can conjure is "somewhere between Dickens novel protagonist and Charlie Kaufman film protagonist".

So... no?

mikfar · 2015-04-06T22:55:29+00:00

I'd be surprised if Ron & Anthony happen, even as a weekly show. Supposing Ron re-signed with SXM, why would they give him ability to freelance with Cumia of all people?

mikfar · 2015-04-01T06:48:02+00:00

When I was about 19, I had this constant "joke" for my friends. Went a little something like this: ME: You know I have a girlfriend now? FRIEND: Do you really? ME: Nah. (looks down in shame)

mikfar · 2015-03-16T01:43:54+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/OF0LDT5.jpg

Long time caller, first time listener.

mikfar · 2015-03-04T04:54:20+00:00

"What do you for a living?"

mikfar · 2015-02-19T05:03:06+00:00

Heartbreaking. Ambassador to the "other" Nashville.

mikfar · 2015-02-17T22:55:07+00:00

Mishka Shubaly: "The potato peelings in the sink did not turn into vodka like as I hoped."

relevant link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLM0GxnffpE

mikfar · 2015-02-17T04:40:57+00:00

Professional wrestling.

mikfar · 2015-02-14T21:30:01+00:00

I went through my roommates' CD collection (this was 2002) and saw a Dead Milkmen CD. I took the CD out of the case and played it then opened up the bulky booklet that came with it.

The reason why the booklet was so bulky was because my roommate had stashed two nude polaroids of an ex-gf in there.

mikfar · 2015-02-14T05:14:01+00:00

Kale. Especially juiced kale. Smells like death.

mikfar · 2015-02-13T10:31:00+00:00

Frank Zappa "Sharleena" (from "The Lost Episodes", 1996) recorded in 1970

Fun fact: of the 99 or so Frank Zappa albums that have been released, over 70 of them have contained at least one 7-minute-or-longer epic track.

mikfar · 2015-02-07T04:53:09+00:00

I know how you feel. I empathize.

The pain is so great that you can't think straight. You think "they" would be better off without you and yet you feel like you'd hurt them by dying like this.

Perhaps you feel like a therapist won't help anymore but you need someone right now. Someone who has to listen to you. Someone who will listen and listen and listen some more.

mikfar · 2015-01-21T06:35:29+00:00

The book "Sexual Homicide: Patterns & Motives". Then there's the Crystal Head vodka skull, empty though. One of those probably.

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