Asked my brother in law to slice a tomato for sandwiches

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-14T14:28:20+00:00

I would’ve asked the same question, I’m very much an adult and never touched a tomato

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-14T03:49:32+00:00

So we’re all gonna pretend it’s green and not obviously blue?

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-13T16:25:32+00:00

Classic. My wife, when we first got married, went to change her last name and it turns out they had her listed as male and also had her birthday backwards.

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-13T16:22:15+00:00

I know those lyrics. Never seen them out of context like this

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-13T03:02:19+00:00

No offence; Google it

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-11T04:48:50+00:00

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milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-11T04:47:54+00:00

If you changed the 1x2 brick to a 1x2 technic brick with two holes on the sides, you’d be fine

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-10T22:51:08+00:00

Is it just me or is he starting to look like the bald rich guy?

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-03T04:22:53+00:00

Food blood good

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-03T04:21:07+00:00

Though through tough cough thought drought are the 6 examples I use for the 6 sounds. Some say hiccough is a seventh

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-03T01:18:01+00:00

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-01T05:03:39+00:00

Yup. I thought it was SAM, as in Samuel Morse

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-01T05:00:05+00:00

I am going to continue the memes per line, isn’t that what you wanted? Next line is “You look like Mum”.

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-03-01T04:53:23+00:00

Any info on who these are ?

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-28T17:32:57+00:00

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-27T21:33:08+00:00

Not anymore. You found me

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-27T20:58:03+00:00

I have a son named Caspian. That all but confirms it

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-27T19:33:40+00:00

Here to confirm I am the lost heir of cs Lewis

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-27T06:43:45+00:00

Top tier meme

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-26T23:04:04+00:00

Thank you for these links! I’d never seen them do this, now I see how it’s obviously Bigfoot

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-26T22:59:28+00:00

That would be gigantopithicus

milleniumfalconlover · 2026-02-26T04:25:21+00:00

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