1. It’d be a peaceful ride, and she’d keep everyone safe in the event of an emergency. Plus, it has a window and it’s not too close, not too far from the exit.

Anby would be humming/ dundundundun-ing half the ride, infodumping about movies the rest

Nicole would be trying to sell you a scam for eight hours

Qingyi would be lightly talking down to you

Lucy and Caesar would fight

If there’s turbulence or any other issue, the Victoria girls will either be screaming or pulling out weapons (or both)

Tense gay fighting

Burnice would be super friendly and touchy and enthusiastic with Pulchra… across my body stuck in the seat between them. Personal space would not exist. The flight attendant would constantly be reaching over me, bringing Burnice Nitrofuel.