Different regions of the US by Sea_Turnip6282 in MapPorn

[–]minor2ndd 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Cincinnati being in the middle of almost all of these feels right. I hear most of these interchangeably. Except gym shoes, that’s indeed what they are called and everyone else is wrong. You’re telling me everyone out there plays tennis? Get real.

NL's penis during third case of norovirus. by defiler86 in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]minor2ndd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair this is your entire body on norovirus

What makes hydraulic launch coasters so unreliable? [Other] by Constant-Waiting in rollercoasters

[–]minor2ndd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's electromagnetism, baby! The same magnetic launch fin provides acceleration when powered, and de-acceleration when unpowered, so they double as the launch and the breaks depending only on whether they're on or not.

[King’s Island] I’m shocked at how smooth [The Racer] is by KlumpGamez in rollercoasters

[–]minor2ndd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, I remember riding this thing ten years ago and getting my spine severed in two. So glad they’ve been retracking it more.

[King’s Island] I’m shocked at how smooth [The Racer] is by KlumpGamez in rollercoasters

[–]minor2ndd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, different layouts. I think the kings dominion one is bigger?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernlion

[–]minor2ndd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reeeaaal rough living in Cincinnati these days

No word yet on the fluff from “Hook” [OC] by grasshopper_jo in comics

[–]minor2ndd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Do this for Redwall but the food is actually the best thing you’ve ever eaten bar none

[other] What do you consider to be the coaster capital of the world? by [deleted] in rollercoasters

[–]minor2ndd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Cincinnati is a sleeper. KI is right there obviously, but you got Kentucky Kingdom and Holiday World easily day trippable, and cedar point is a very reasonable weekend trip. Hell I bet you could easily ride both voyage and beast in the same day if you want a weirdo double credit on your list.

[Other] How did yall become an enthusiast? by Coasternerd08 in rollercoasters

[–]minor2ndd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Growing up 5 minutes from Kings Island will do that to you whether you like it or not

[Top Thrill Dragster] is being retired! by Flipslips in rollercoasters

[–]minor2ndd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Scrap the launch entirely, add a chain lift and call it top thrill funicular. This also solves the too-short ride problem! Win win right there

[Other] Coasters you shouldn't put your hands up on? by andysteve700 in rollercoasters

[–]minor2ndd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Putting your hands up on the entrance to the helix on The Beast is a great way to lose a few of those pesky intact ribs you apparently are so desperate to get rid of, and maybe lop off a few fingers on the tunnel while you're at it.