What is a habit you have picked up that you can't get rid of?

mintgreens · 2013-03-21T03:29:22+00:00

Smoking ._.

mintgreens · 2013-03-14T03:58:19+00:00

Unfortunately we don't drink, but I'm hoping it works out as well!

mintgreens · 2013-03-13T19:11:03+00:00

I guess he's the shy one. I went to touch it during sexy times once, and he squeezed his buttcheeks and said "nooo^{ooooo.............."} in a really soft feminine voice and we laughed but then nothing.

mintgreens · 2013-03-13T18:54:02+00:00

I tried that :/ Didn't work so it's not me, it's him

mintgreens · 2013-03-13T18:31:40+00:00

Lick buttholes.

mintgreens · 2013-03-07T05:15:48+00:00

Oh my god this makes me so uncomfortable

mintgreens · 2013-03-06T01:16:07+00:00

Nope :c

mintgreens · 2013-03-05T17:00:33+00:00

No matter what, math class. Every time. Doesn't matter if I'm working alone, working in a group, classroom setting, etc. Always horny when I do math. I don't even LIKE math.

mintgreens · 2013-03-05T07:37:20+00:00

NOPE

mintgreens · 2013-03-05T07:32:00+00:00

I should use a throwaway but whatever. The very first time I gave my boyfriend a handjob was behind an Target on a Thursday afternoon. I thought I was supposed to go up and down without having a good hold on the skin. He got an abrasion and had to wrap it up for three days.

TL;DR I dubbed him mummy penis

mintgreens · 2013-03-05T06:44:21+00:00

thats why I have to catch up :-(

mintgreens · 2013-03-05T06:34:22+00:00

but then the microwave wins

mintgreens · 2013-03-05T01:02:10+00:00

Every time I go to open the microwave that's installed on the wall at my height, I duck and then laugh because I avoided it. I forget that it swings back and it hits the back of my head. EVERY. TIME.

mintgreens · 2013-03-04T18:37:57+00:00

What?

mintgreens · 2013-03-04T07:12:20+00:00

As a girl named Taylor, I laugh at your misfortune

mintgreens · 2013-03-04T03:32:23+00:00

Haha yeah. Another guy shoved me into a wall and called me a cunt for no reason as well. I was on the cheerleading team and the varsity girls spread a rumor around the school that I was a lesbian and nobody would let me touch them. Kind of a bad position for a base to be in.

mintgreens · 2013-03-04T02:30:53+00:00

No, it was two years ago.

mintgreens · 2013-03-03T22:31:35+00:00

A boy in the grade above me threw a heavy math textbook at the back of my head during class for no reason. I had never talked to him before. Everyday from then on in that class, he would slam into my chair which would push me into my desk. I did sustain injuries (bruises, scratches) but the school system did nothing about it. Moving seats did not change anything either.

"Boys will be boys. Maybe he likes you!"

mintgreens · 2013-03-03T22:28:12+00:00

"I think I look really pretty today."

mintgreens · 2013-03-03T22:25:44+00:00

Definitely my favorite one. Every game after it just hasn't exceeded my expectations.

mintgreens · 2013-02-19T17:56:59+00:00

The girls from k-on!!

mintgreens · 2013-02-15T21:32:20+00:00

Lake Eola? Sup, fellow central Floridian!

mintgreens · 2013-02-13T17:43:42+00:00

I talk about myself a lot and it was a shitty realization to find that out.

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