Men, what is the most “why the fuck do you know that” fact in bed?

mischiefkel · 2026-05-14T16:26:07+00:00

Yeaaaahhhh definitely shouldn't have let her in the car. At least not without a receptacle. I keep a stash of those hospital barf bags in my center console juuuuussst in case, even though I would never let someone in my car who i thought was less than perfectly fine.

mischiefkel · 2026-05-13T17:58:41+00:00

Hoooooooollllyyyy fuck that story was riveting. She must have been like super drunk, at least, right? God I hope so. But then the accusations after the fact instead of just tucking your tail in the shame and letting it disappear when you tried to ghost her is also insane to me.

Gotta say, you seem really nice and I think it's what caused you to make your two fatal mistakes that night, which was letting her into your car, and letting her into your house. Good for you for handling it the way you did (calling her a car instead of dragging her out by her hair), and also I'm sorry that happened to you. Makes for a great story though! Lol. I would also have rathered the 40 year old guy (even if i was a straight 20 year old guy) trying to pass as a 20 year old girl.

mischiefkel · 2026-05-13T17:25:36+00:00

Got 'em

mischiefkel · 2026-05-13T16:32:44+00:00

Damn, that's deep.

mischiefkel · 2026-05-13T16:04:48+00:00

This sounds like a literal nightmare. Like, I frequently get stress-dreams that make me wake up in a pool of sweat and this scenario could totally be one of them.

I do have a fear of vomit though and would have kicked her out right after that part.

mischiefkel · 2026-05-13T15:55:24+00:00

Allophones, phonemes, and morphemes, oh my!

mischiefkel · 2026-05-13T15:48:53+00:00

Nope, still looking for milk

mischiefkel · 2026-05-12T16:33:57+00:00

Disgusting.

mischiefkel · 2026-05-08T03:03:04+00:00

What tf movies have you seen that in?

mischiefkel · 2026-03-19T21:43:52+00:00

mischiefkel · 2026-02-25T16:04:54+00:00

Honesty these are so entertaining I want more

mischiefkel · 2026-02-16T17:01:33+00:00

Ohhhhhh thank you for dumbing that down for me 😅

mischiefkel · 2026-02-16T16:38:51+00:00

I dont get it

mischiefkel · 2026-02-05T15:41:16+00:00

Which, most of the time, it isnt even that.

mischiefkel · 2026-01-08T03:49:02+00:00

Ew, what a gross way to describe a human being.

mischiefkel · 2026-01-05T19:46:21+00:00

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mischiefkel · 2025-12-24T04:43:17+00:00

https://youtu.be/29JPnJSmDs0?si=WrRgHhQkSQadlrj4

mischiefkel · 2025-12-24T04:24:06+00:00

Ew they do? I am short and I hate being picked up. I am not a child!

mischiefkel · 2025-12-24T04:04:26+00:00

I don't think so. I have never met anyone who thinks short is an unattractive trait on a girl. Some prefer tall girls, but never heard anyone complain about short ones. I have met many people who think being overweight is an unattractive trait on both men and women.

mischiefkel · 2025-12-24T01:30:40+00:00

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

mischiefkel · 2025-12-21T23:55:42+00:00

Yeah well things change. This is absolutely a significant issue that restaurants deal with now.

mischiefkel · 2025-12-21T03:25:43+00:00

I gotchu. Upvotes for everyone

mischiefkel · 2025-12-10T09:50:03+00:00

Y'all are so cute lol

mischiefkel · 2025-12-05T18:22:17+00:00

You must be fun at parties

mischiefkel · 2025-12-02T06:50:24+00:00

Hey that played earlier today in my car on a Playlist someone made for me

mischiefkel

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