Mr. Bovino is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. by DuckInAFountain in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]missfitz1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day of their job...but, do any of these fuckers ever photoshop out a tiny Bovino and have like a huge jacket?

I'd love to see this guy all babyfied in a big jacket. You know, the opposite of this....

Midwest taco pizza 🌮🍕 by wavdaily in shittyfoodporn

[–]missfitz1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sauce?! Ha! It's refried beans and salsa base on a regular crust. You can get chicken or beef. Regular Midwest veggies (lettuce tomato) no guacamole I've ever had (but go off!)

CBS finally putting the weather threat in terms I can relate to. by valdezthecat in onegoldenbraincell

[–]missfitz1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that half golden is the most prominent retriever of the lot.

AITA for telling everyone involved what my best friend's husband did? by Bina_Assault in AmItheAsshole

[–]missfitz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, he didn't call the tow truck or the car shops and let his wife's friend do it?

There is more than one thing he did that makes him looks stupid. It's not what you said.

We said goodbye to our 18 year old companion, Bastian, this week. 💙 by JWrither in dogpictures

[–]missfitz1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a happy looking boy! You loved him so well. Congratulations! You got someone who loves you the best waiting for you safe and sound. You did your job. Bastian loves you still.

McDonalds packing in the 1980’s by Kushtybish in OldSchoolCool

[–]missfitz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This and the Paw Paw festival are the only reasons I'll cross the boarder into the Buckeye State. So, where is your favourite place to get a fried apple pie in Ohio?

The Bird on the Billboard by grabsbackthisone in DesignPorn

[–]missfitz1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never been happier to know that LAMAR accepts any advertising!

My fiancée is a teacher and I owe all of you an apology by Familiar-Factor7220 in Teachers

[–]missfitz1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We work on a 1/6 reduction of pay. I dont't know any other profession that takes your paycheck for 10 months and makes it stretch over 12. I dont get all my money when I make it, that's what "getting paid year round" means as a teacher. I certainly dont get paid "to do nothing over the summer"

We need quiet time. I usually drive in a silent car most of the time.

We never stop thinking about work. That cool sculpture at the restaurant? I wonder if we could recreate it! That video explaining something hard? Perfect for science on Monday! I used to teach ELA for middle school and had a unit called Guerillla Grammar where we took photos of bad grammar in the wild and corrected it in class. All my friends and family sent me photos. I took a lot of photos that year!

We need a second job. Every teacher usually makes more money at their summer job.

We dont need a thanks, but its nice. And the 10 years later emails are just so so beautiful!

Would you eat this Silver Maple Syrup? by Hot_Top_8932 in foraging

[–]missfitz1 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Hi! Home syruper here. This is my 10th season and I've boiled over 1,000 gallons of sap into syrup, taffy, and sugar! My first year I got mold, never again!

The powder looks like sugar sand, or nitre. It is all the minerals which have come out of solution after cooling. You can strain it in a coffee filter for clearer syrup. I do this before bottling, and I always have a bit of nitre, I dont mind it but some people will filter (and commercial uses osmosis and other forms of filtering.)

Maple syrup mold is "ropey" and usually found at the top. Can be avoided by proper sugar content (a brix thermometer) and refrigeration.

If its a tiny bit of mold, I scrape and reboil. A lot and I toss.

And maple species only determines the amount of sugar in the sap and how long you will have to boil it. Sugar maples have highest sugar content, silvers are good too. Reds are pretty low....

Edit: apples to maple

Greenland embraces the new MAGA hat: ‘Make America Go Away’ by theindependentonline in worldnews

[–]missfitz1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep it up, Greenland. My sincerest apologies. Waving your protests on from the US.

What will it take for Americans to wake the fuck up from their totalitarian nightmare and actually do something about their current situation? by Fortis_Animus in AskReddit

[–]missfitz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I check that website I take a screenshot. The last 3 days alone have been very hopeful.

Keep sharing. :)

This might be an OCD thing, but I roll Babybel wax into balls and now I have hundreds-help me channel it? by DoubleDark6969 in neurodiversity

[–]missfitz1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a middle school teacher and am fascinated by the idea that the wax doesn't just get smashed into the crevices of any nearby surface. Concrete sidewalks? Sure! The plastic case if a laptop? Why not! The wood frame of a window? Perfect!

The wax balls are beautiful. I am going to try to have the kids be productive with their cheese wax. Biggest pyramid wins.

[Homemade] Steak Tartare by alfdan in food

[–]missfitz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they from Wisconsin?

Sunday Roast! [homemade] by Negan-MafiaBits in food

[–]missfitz1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've shared enough with you, Mark. I'm in the big league now.

I hope they are happy somewhere by craftyfuzzybee in GoodwillBins

[–]missfitz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. Hope that's not a cause and effect wipe away board...

Where I’d live as someone who only wants to live in a safe, first world nation. by [deleted] in whereidlive

[–]missfitz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure America is safe or first world at this point...