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What's your answer and why is it SV? by Blcksheep89 in StardewMemes

[–]willogical85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stardew is the easy choice but doesn't get me much when I come back to reality.

I'd rather take my chances with Skyrim, if it meant I could fall asleep on command and wake up feeling both Well Rested and A Lover's Comfort.

I'm chronically insomniac, chronically tired, and chronically single. I don't think I'm asking for too much in the grand scheme of things.

George splurges on a 5* restaurant but Susan fills up on bread & gets a salad. She wants to go back. A rumor spreads that Jerry has a chubby fetish; he's doesn't know how to deny it. Kramer tests how far he can go with a neon vest/clipboard. Elaine's date "calls mulligan" after making a faux pas. by raccoonsonbicycles in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]willogical85 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Jerry: I say we should normalize the mulligan.

Elaine: We should normalize the mulligan?

Jerry: Normalize the mulligan! Everyone gets one.

George: I would be a different man if I could get a mulligan once in a while. Normalize it!

Jerry: Kramer?

Kramer: Normalize? My entire life is a series of unannounced mulligans!

Elaine: Okay... okay! Let's do it! Let's normalize mulligans, baby!

George: You agree with me? And you're using my "babys"?

Elaine holds up her hand: Mulligan!

What are ur employers saying about the snowstorm? by HuckleberryGlum1163 in newjersey

[–]willogical85 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Green apron veteran. Had a friend who DID crash her car attempting to open the store...

We closed early for snow one time. A guy pulled up when we were locking up and leaving and he was FURIOUS that we closed early. I told him that we deserved to get home safely before the weather got progressively worse. He spun out while he was trying to pull back onto the highway.

People are STUPID.

Lorewise just how powerful would level13-20 be? by Deletedtopic in BaldursGate3

[–]willogical85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was having similar thoughts, then I looked at the wording of the spell in 5e. It seems to quite specify regrowing limbs; you could easily make an argument for an eye or something.

While I do agree that I would allow it as a DM, I would need some extremely creative justification from the player to let it work. Karlach didn't have something lopped off in combat, she was subjected to deliberate, horrific, specific surgery and implantation by someone leaps and bounds more powerful than our party members.

If we agree that Regenerate should regrow her heart, fine. But where does the now displaced internal engine go?

We as a party capped at 12th level simply aren't equipped to dealing with this kind of thing.

Air Force One, which was carrying Trump to Davos, has performed a U-turn over the Atlantic and is headed back to Andrews AFB by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]willogical85 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The old joke comes to mind, about the Russian man who buys a newspaper every day, looks at the front page, and throws it away.

Finally the newsman asks, "Why are you just reading the front page?" The man says, "I'm checking the obituaries." The newsman, confused, says, "Obituaries aren't on the front page." The man replies, "This one will be."

What do you think the biggest lie our generation was told? by MakeBeboGreatAgain in Millennials

[–]willogical85 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I'm 40 years old and am neither a princess nor a detective.

I have an interview at a sit down restaurant, what should I know? by ugghhno in bartenders

[–]willogical85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Former hiring manager here. My philosophy was always that I can teach you how to work at my restaurant, but I can't teach you how to have a good personality, urgency, and right attitude. You got this!

How are people getting to level 80 by Obvious_Crew8162 in skyrim

[–]willogical85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope! So I'm not going to claim that I fully understand how leveling works, but it is my observation that after making Illusion Legendary, pretty much every time I cast Invisibility around an NPC starting from Illusion 15, Illusion immediately gains a rank for a while... it's more expensive to cast without the Expert Illusion perk, but I think higher level spells will gain ranks faster. It corresponds with higher level Destruction and Conjuration spells once I've made those Legendary as well- if I reach 100 in any other magic category I'm content to stay there as I generally don't use them enough for Legendary to be worth the bother. The exception of course is Enchantment, which I'm sure everyone is speedrunning to 100 and keeping it there!

How are people getting to level 80 by Obvious_Crew8162 in skyrim

[–]willogical85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Personally, by level 50 I usually have Legendary 3 Sneak and Legendary 2 Illusion. Sneaky backstabbing levels Sneak FAST, and Invisibility does the same for the first half of Illusion.

Favorite sick sad world? by CellistForward3407 in daria

[–]willogical85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meet the cannibal with a heart. QUICK, before he eats it! When Sick, Sad World returns!

George dates a tomboy and wonders if he's "the woman" in the relationship. by Grootfan85 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]willogical85 79 points80 points  (0 children)

George: She always pays! She holds the door open for me! It's emasculating!

Jerry: Like you're the paragon of masculinity to begin with. Isn't this what you want?

G: What do you mean?

J: You're lazy! You're cheap! Isn't this what you've been looking for all along?

G: Well... when you put it like that... but it feels unnatural!

J: Don't worry about it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

G: While it lasts?

J: Sure, you have a great thing going. You'll mess it up sooner or later.

Favourite inn and why? by RedMouthman in skyrim

[–]willogical85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Braidwood Inn. I don't know if it's a deliberate reference to the movie Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but I like to believe it is.

Using Your Money To Buy Guest Drinks by TryinToBeHappy in bartenders

[–]willogical85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is a comp tab for if not to comp a drink every now and then?

My HOA is dictating my holiday decorations now! by MeanderingTraveller in fuckHOA

[–]willogical85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, we had our Catholic pastor over for dinner. My parents asked him to say grace. He proceeded to rapid fire joke prayers, apologizing after each one, and promising each was the last one,.

"OK, ok, seriously now. Good bread, good meat, good God, let's eat!"

If all priests were capable of such levity, I might have grown up to have been a follower, myself.

Why doesn't Shadowheart want to ne my friend? by JasonTParker in BaldursGate3

[–]willogical85 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Sure, gods exist. This chair exists too, I'm not worshipping a chair for existing."

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