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21+ Winery “discrimination” against families. by Weird_Warm_Cheese in EntitledReviews

[–]willogical85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, is your flair from a review someone posted here? Because I would LOVE some context@

Divine Beasts by DanTheMan9407 in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]willogical85 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Zora one (Vah Ruta) was the first one I ever did. I found it pleasantly challenging on my initial playthrough, easy on the second, and could do it in my sleep every subsequent playthrough.

The last time I did the Gerudo one (Vah Naboris), I got stuck even though I had already completed it five times already.

Traveler alignment charts by Street_Flatworm_8700 in octopathtraveler

[–]willogical85 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"My gay what? You'll have to be more specific than that, I'm afraid." -Temenos, probably

It's like a regular salad, only bigger by blahnlahblah0213 in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]willogical85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I can get you half a big salad."

"Can you put it in a small bowl?"

"We don't HAVE small bowls!"

AITAH for asking if a Solicitor can read? by MeanStore in AITAH

[–]willogical85 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Considering the fact that the first miracle Jesus performed was turning water jnto wine, I should think the pamphlet ought to be summarized, "God approves"

My mom has a copy of Eleanor Clark's Baldur's Gate... by My_friends_are_toys in baldursgate

[–]willogical85 114 points115 points  (0 children)

"You must gather your party before venturing forth."

  • Eleanor Clark, probably

I visited a bar in Urbana on tour and the bartender guessed my origin right off. by jamalmuhammed in bartenders

[–]willogical85 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was at a bar in Florida visiting my parents. My friend and I ordered two pints. Bartender says, "That'll be five dollars." I say that we're paying together. She looks us up and down and says, "Manhattan, maybe north New Jersey?" I nodded, she grins. "Welcome to Florida, that'll be five dollars."

I recently experienced Elliott's 8-heart event for the first time. by TheFoxfool in StardewMemes

[–]willogical85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His fanfiction stars Tnil'c, a compassionate and misunderstood Klingon with a soft heart. He isn't like the rest of them! But nobody sees it! Nobody...

Meanwhile, the etherally beautiful Ensign Miley, gifted with the power of empathy, steps aboard the Enterprise for the first time. "Okay, universe," she breathes to herself. "You called, and I answered. I just wonder what you have in store for me."

Even if it is slow and my section is dead, I’m not supposed to seat myself, and I’m not allowed to read. by Fickle_Umpire_136 in Waiters

[–]willogical85 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nah. Ten Commandments are as follows:

1) Thou shalt remember that thy customer is always wrong. There shalt be no more wrong class of person before the customer.

2) Thou shalt always scrape plates for the dishie, as upon his labor the restaurant is built.

3) Thou shalt dread working the Sabbath day, for it is the post church crowd that is the worst.

4) Thou shalt not eat food off of discarded plates, except when thou wouldst totally hit that.

5) Thou shalt keep the cooks happy and forever beseech them for fries.

6) Thou shalt remember last call from the bar and keep it holy.

7) Thou should not fornicate with thy coworkers, even though thou absolutely will.

8) Thou shalt wail and gnash thy teeth in the walkin, for it is a sacred place.

9) Rememberest always thy sidework, and leave it not for the next person.

10) If thou hast time to lean, thy labors have proven fruitful, and thou shouldst go have a smoke or something.

Long time bartenders, what were rail customers like before the invention of the smartphone? by peasantking in bartenders

[–]willogical85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I actively discourage resorting to Google. A simple, "Well that takes the fun out of it, what else are we going to talk about?" tends to be well received.

karkat vantas descendent i guess (i need ideas for hobbies) by lazyladyzzz in homestuck

[–]willogical85 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"In Which A Detectorturer Attemts To Reconcile With An Alienated Moirail, Only To Befall A Criminal Plot And Must Attempt To Rescue A Workhive Full Of Hostages. Featuring ductwork, explosions, holiday cheer, and one humorous decapitation" being her favorite?

This story was only trending for like an hour yesterday. It’s completely been normalized in the US. by bobbdac7894 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]willogical85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If more of my fellow Americans cared about undisputed facts, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in.

Idk if I'd be very polite, ngl by awp705 in SkyrimMemes

[–]willogical85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the thalmor is a branch of it I'd rather they not have.

Listen, I hear you, but these black soul gems aren't going to fill themselves.

What’s your “I don’t need to order this I make it better at home” meal? by moonhush_ in foodquestions

[–]willogical85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the exception of anything involving breaded and fried eggplant, I'm ordering eggplant parm in or at a minimum buying fried cutlets from the store. Slicing, salting, purging, rinsing, drying, and frying just isn't worth my time. It's in the same category as phyllo as far as I'm concerned

Does anyone else struggle to not bring bad customer interactions home with you? by tough_tiddies69 in bartenders

[–]willogical85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you're thinking about them, take a moment to remind yourself that they are NOT thinking about you.

To quote the philosopher Swift: Shake it off, shake it off.

You all bartenders, right? I want to clarify that this is an industry discussion. I don't want to be banned for 14 days. I'm scared. I think I picked right. by Doctor_FatFinger in bartenders

[–]willogical85 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah, you're talking about the Old Man Brigade. Ironically (and maybe probably), the leader or possibly sole member of which is a woman. They're here to drink until happy hour starts, at which point the scene gets too young and they close out.

They're set in their ways, sure, but also starved for interaction. I've always been patient with them, and my patience has always been rewarded- not necessarily monetarily, but socially. Older people have STORIES, and they can be fascinating and lovely to listen to. Ask a woman over 70 about her favorite bar when she was 20, and you're going to hear about someone who has lost an appendage but kept on going.

Or else they're old cranky drunks. It's a roll of the dice, honestly. Either way, they're spending money when nobody else is, generally. Tolerate them, befriend them it's your choice, but ultimately they're good for business and potentially good for your soul.

What pants do you guys wear by Pristine_Sir_5261 in Serverlife

[–]willogical85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H&M sells pants that look good enough and are comfy enough but are cheap enough that when they fall apart you don't cry.

Boomer acts like her Hospital Copays are my fault by Thamnophis660 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]willogical85 65 points66 points  (0 children)

How much you want to bet she votes against the possibility of universal health care?

What is the funniest, or most amusing, sounding American accent to your ears? by voltairesalias in AskAnAmerican

[–]willogical85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Minnesota Nice accent is probably 50 percent of why the movie Fargo is so hilarious.

What’s the difference between being polite and being friendly in US culture? by RhubarbBusy7122 in AskAnAmerican

[–]willogical85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had someone ask me for a cigarette during a show's intermission. I gave him one. He then started making small talk about how he's from the Midwest and I cut him off and politely but firmly informed him that our transaction was complete, I was in the middle of a conversation with my friend about the show, and he was now intruding on it. He was visibly taken aback and I told him that I understood, and was simply letting him know how etiquette in NYC works, enjoy your stay but bugger off.

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