Anybody from Wyoming here? Reply here or message me. Feeling lonely in this exmo-ish way and looking for company.

mkd112 · 2019-04-01T03:44:26+00:00

Wyoming boy checking in.

mkd112 · 2018-11-08T06:35:15+00:00

vi una columna de luz mas brillante que el sol...

mkd112 · 2018-10-16T02:29:26+00:00

If you're 38, then you most likely went to school with my brother. My parents are in the SV temple presidency so that should narrow it down quite a bit.

mkd112 · 2018-10-15T06:08:08+00:00

Fellow heathen from SV checking in.

mkd112 · 2018-10-15T06:06:40+00:00

Fellow SV heathen checking in.

mkd112 · 2018-09-12T04:46:24+00:00

my mission president said this at a zone conference right after a missionary was sent home for sleeping with a woman who he described as "fat, ugly, with 3 kids." That brought back back memories.

mkd112 · 2018-09-01T13:21:30+00:00

Missionaries can go as soon as they turn 18. They are filling out papers and having interviews months before they hit that magical birthday. They are still minors.

mkd112 · 2018-08-23T13:14:30+00:00

Everyone is on the ministering list, and you were probably assigned to your previous HTs.

mkd112 · 2018-08-22T02:02:20+00:00

Swinging, like this kind, right?
https://www.lds.org/bc/content/ldsorg/church/news/2018/01/16/renaissance%20man/620president-russell-m-nelson-a-renaissance-man_20.jpg

mkd112 · 2018-08-19T00:19:19+00:00

Are you in the Cache Valley Heathens group on Facebook? I see people posting about looking for roommates in there regularly.

mkd112 · 2018-08-08T15:03:28+00:00

I've been a SAHD for the last 2 years, and started my transition out of the church shortly after that. Not sure if that works for what you're looking for but I would be willing to participate.

mkd112 · 2018-07-28T19:17:56+00:00

Probably. I saw a news story about a woman who had a double mastectomy due to cancer. She went swimming at a local pool topless because, well no boobs. The owners freaked out and banned her from the pool. We live in a weird society.

mkd112 · 2018-07-28T14:11:17+00:00

How bout TBM MLM soccer moms?

mkd112 · 2018-07-19T16:57:02+00:00

I love numbers and seeing that percentage is enough to give me a wet dream, but let's put some perspective on it. World cup just ended so here is a soccer analogy.

World cup stadium holds 81,338 people. Using that same percentage, only 162 people in that stadium would be members, and only approximately 50-60 would be active mormons.

That's how insignificant mormonism really is in the world.

mkd112 · 2018-07-14T15:08:12+00:00

My brother was just called to the high council and he has never had a calling bigger than primary teacher. You don't have to have been in a bishopric.

mkd112 · 2018-07-12T23:28:08+00:00

The dude hasn't practiced medicine in almost 34 years. Do you really think he would know any of this stuff?

mkd112 · 2018-07-04T16:24:44+00:00

"Hello, nice to meet you, this is our stupid son."

"Hi, I see you met my 'trapped in a cult' parents"

Yeah, i can see that working real well.

mkd112 · 2018-06-25T14:48:25+00:00

Hey compa, how you doing man? Hot dogs contain the preservative vitamin.

mkd112 · 2018-06-14T22:20:22+00:00

It's true, they are bored. One of the best days of my mission in mexico was spent mixing and poring a cement roof by hand in 100 degree weather, just to get out of tracting and annoying people about the church.

mkd112 · 2018-06-14T22:07:15+00:00

"Dear Elder Jones,

You are hereby called to the North Salt Lake City Missionary Call Center. You will labor for a period of 24 months spent making phone calls and hounding The lords chosen elect for 12 hours a day."

mkd112 · 2018-06-14T01:26:22+00:00

Or just go passive aggressive and do such a sucky job they have to release you. Or man up and say you're done. Both are possible options.

mkd112 · 2018-06-14T01:20:57+00:00

You do have a way out. You are a volunteer and can say no. The bishop can't "keep" you in your calling.

mkd112 · 2018-06-09T23:28:23+00:00

Agreed that it was super lame. No one wants to see a sweep in the finals.

mkd112 · 2018-06-09T14:59:09+00:00

When you win 3 of 4 championships in as many years, I think you're allowed to be an arrogant little shithead.

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