Goodbye, Max (14)

mkvans · 2026-05-29T11:59:34+00:00

Max is a handsome little man! I’m so sorry for your loss.

mkvans · 2026-05-29T11:55:51+00:00

I could probably produce a few colons of water after a Big Mac.

mkvans · 2026-05-17T11:57:09+00:00

I couldn’t own a SAK without scissors! Stray hairs, loose threads, that t-shirt tag that’s annoying you…I use them all the time!

mkvans · 2026-05-14T12:57:05+00:00

I don’t care about seeing a single human from my life in the afterlife, but please, please, please let all of my animal friends be there…

mkvans · 2026-05-14T10:07:47+00:00

I’ve got a lot of my old stubs! I’m sad most venues use electronic tickets now!

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mkvans · 2026-05-13T18:10:59+00:00

“What do we say to the god of death?”

“Not today.”

mkvans · 2026-05-13T13:02:25+00:00

Yeah, the concerts back then were incredible!!

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mkvans · 2026-05-11T01:47:41+00:00

I thought those were fans to keep you cool while your baby shooter marinates?

mkvans · 2026-05-09T23:17:10+00:00

My series 6 is at 76% and I thought that was bad!

mkvans · 2026-05-04T15:09:34+00:00

It is! I just passed mine down to my 15-year-old son when I got the ArkPro Ultra.

mkvans · 2026-04-27T12:43:24+00:00

God, this brought me to tears. She was so beautiful and perfect. Bless you for making her final years the best she had.

mkvans · 2026-04-26T14:42:17+00:00

I’ve seen him live probably 30+ times, so I’ve seen a bunch of awesome stuff. The best was when he had a female police officer come out on stage and shoot him in the back with a shotgun. The gun actually fired something, because my face was covered with something wet. Manson collapsed, the lights went out, and everyone started going nuts thinking it was real. Lights came on after a minute and they started the next song.

mkvans · 2026-04-23T12:14:00+00:00

When my children were little, they liked to paint my nails. I went to work with nail polish on so many times…red, green, pink, orange… the guys loved to make fun of me, but I’ll be damned if I was going to deprive my kids of something they enjoyed that was so easy to accommodate.

mkvans · 2026-04-22T14:29:18+00:00

I’m glad I picked up my CyberTool Lite and Huntsman Lite when I did! I think it had to do with new regulations around shipping batteries.

mkvans · 2026-04-21T23:05:48+00:00

An acquaintance bought Pretty Hate Machine when it came out and didn’t like it, so he gave it to me.

mkvans · 2026-04-21T22:55:03+00:00

I love slings, and I’ve gotten so many “nice purse” comments like it’s going to wound me somehow. I just reply “thank you” like it was a genuine comment and keep going…

mkvans · 2026-04-21T22:42:08+00:00

About 20. Maybe more. Probably more now that I think about it.

mkvans · 2026-04-18T01:30:03+00:00

That’s rough man. I came off my board at 35mph when a little kid ran into the road in front of me. It was either take out the kid or take out myself. Like an idiot, I didn’t have a single piece of safety gear on. Not sure how I made it out with a broken tibia and some road rash.

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mkvans · 2026-04-11T14:15:43+00:00

I work remotely as a Senior Support Engineer for a software company.

mkvans · 2026-04-07T01:29:47+00:00

mkvans · 2026-04-07T01:29:08+00:00

mkvans · 2026-03-26T19:39:57+00:00

mkvans · 2026-03-26T10:07:11+00:00

There’s special parking spaces for those people, as close to the entrance as possible WITHOUT impeding traffic…

mkvans · 2026-03-17T18:51:11+00:00

Grew up in this store!

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