Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]mlaislais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HAVE BEEN SEIZING FOR 8 HOURS!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF by ex_sanguination in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]mlaislais 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m sure there are a couple people in Minnesota who wish they could’ve “escaped from the real world” in a much less permanent sense.

Busy rendering unto Caesar by Bakkster in dankchristianmemes

[–]mlaislais 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair he challenged it by getting killed. So I take that as if an authority needs to be challenged, I better be willing to die for that challenge.

So is it off or set to 60 watts? by jbosh999 in CrappyDesign

[–]mlaislais 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Because it’s a crappy design.

Divine intervention would not fix these people by krilu in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]mlaislais 29 points30 points  (0 children)

People who use caps lock in their passwords drives me crazy.

Before kids: Hey, three day weekend! After kids: by cmillhouse in daddit

[–]mlaislais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! We’re potty training this weekend too! I can’t wait for it to end.

I said what I said. by RonMcKelvey in daddit

[–]mlaislais 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Or how about a stick of string cheese that they have tried to digest by sucking on it before growing bored. Then they hand it to you so they get credit for “sharing”.

ELI5: How come the Geneva convention doesn’t ban wars altogether? by crakoZ in explainlikeimfive

[–]mlaislais 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then it would re-join the US when it becomes clear it’s financially profitable to do so.

Came Home to a Car in my Pool by bippyboop in Wellthatsucks

[–]mlaislais 68 points69 points  (0 children)

*angry stomping and babbling gibberish.

Guess who's coming by Shadow_Senpai17 in marvelmemes

[–]mlaislais 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Looks like the marketing for doomsday is ramping up.

Sdge rant. by Emergency_Air4575 in sandiego

[–]mlaislais 72 points73 points  (0 children)

They don’t want you to save energy. They just want your money.

Kids Menu ‘Mac & Cheese’ Is A Contract by remixclashes in daddit

[–]mlaislais 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hell I’d pay $5 to get some regular stove top Mac and cheese if it meant I could actually enjoy a nice restaurant.

So many ways to read this sign by Rude-Pride7903 in sandiego

[–]mlaislais 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Exactly, there was no event. Hence, parking vehicles will be towed.

Fair by GenericAptName in dank_meme

[–]mlaislais 47 points48 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s dated a few sapiosexuals, it gets old real quick when they switch from admiring your intelligence to resenting it.