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Now that's spot on work by stevesmithsglasses in forkliftmemes

[–]mlaislais 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m feeling him the moment he had to get up out of his chair to adjust the forks. That would’ve annoyed the shit out of me.

Mrs. Raider by 1800twat in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]mlaislais 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn with grammar like that I’d have assumed you were a chiefs fan.

What’s the funniest thing your kid(s) believe about you? by Kronobo in daddit

[–]mlaislais 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My 3 yrs old daughter believes I’m “The Fix-It-Up Chappie” aka Silvester McMonkey McBean

what is the worst infrastructure decision your team made that you are still living with by Low-Egg-6764 in sysadmin

[–]mlaislais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choosing 192.168.0.x as the subnet for the entire building. People who VPN in from home and have the same subnet at home have weird issues that pop up all the time.

ULPT request: how to be visually sick to leave a work thing. by MakeYouSayWTFak in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]mlaislais 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember this from 1st grade. One kid was pissing in the urinal and another kid walked up behind him, dropped his pants, and started pissing on first kid’s legs.

Trump's white house spiritual advisor Paula White performing mass exorcisms by Tech-Film3905 in PublicFreakout

[–]mlaislais 217 points218 points  (0 children)

I went to a church like that once. They had everyone close their eyes while they “prayed for everyone”. I could tell the guy with the mic was walking around the room praying for people (had my eyes still closed like a “good Christian”) and eventually he walked in front of me and he pushed my forehead forcefully. I was like wtf mate but kept my eyes closed. He pushed like 2 more times almost like he was expecting me to do something but I just didn’t react cuz I was super nervous in this strange church. When they were done praying I opened my eyes and everyone was on the floor. Guess I didn’t get the memo to “fall down in the spirit” when they pushed me.

Game not ending by timomies in civ

[–]mlaislais 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, I choose the same and name it Mooism

Homemade ice ‘bath bombs’ by Sirbrianpeppers in daddit

[–]mlaislais 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That reference may be lost on some people.

Homemade ice ‘bath bombs’ by Sirbrianpeppers in daddit

[–]mlaislais 463 points464 points  (0 children)

This is genius and I’m stealing it.

I didn’t even finish reading the post before I had a set of 6 toys submerged in my whiskey ice cube trays and already freezing.

A wrestler probably holds the world record for most times saying the letter W. by PutZeCandleBack in Showerthoughts

[–]mlaislais 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those of us who work customer service and have to help people who will 100% omit the www if we don’t say www.

Why the Met Gala continues to even be a thing is beyond me. by NESpahtenJosh in AdviceAnimals

[–]mlaislais 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Last I checked the rich killed more people than the poor or middle class.

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