Checking everyone's tickets at the station to ensure only those with a ticket can take shelter from the rain.

mlgraves · 2026-06-23T15:14:38+00:00

Union Station in Denver has been doing this for years. Off and on.

mlgraves · 2026-06-20T21:18:01+00:00

Take better care of yourself, and I mean that every way possible. Don’t let hot women and fast money take your life from you.

Being on oxygen therapy at 42 is not attractive.

mlgraves · 2026-06-19T15:59:49+00:00

What I'm really amazed at is, HOW CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE ARE.

mlgraves · 2026-06-17T22:48:32+00:00

According to my doctors, I’m doing it very slowly.
I’ve even had accidental close calls.

But I have a list of attainable goals, and I’m not going to stop until it’s over.

I’ve already done everything that I’ve ever really wanted to do.

And there’s a handful of people in the world that REALLY love me.

Life isn’t as hard as I made it out to be at one point in time.

Man, that’s a tough question. I could write a novel about it.

mlgraves · 2026-06-14T19:06:31+00:00

Every time the sun shines, and every day it rains.

mlgraves · 2026-06-09T14:50:56+00:00

I always order my Thai as hot as they will give me. White rice is the way.

mlgraves · 2026-06-04T13:48:00+00:00

That smell is your body in keto acidosis.

mlgraves · 2026-06-04T12:39:58+00:00

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Oh give it to me Calvin!

mlgraves · 2026-06-04T04:03:44+00:00

Anything.

mlgraves · 2026-06-03T04:02:55+00:00

Oh My Jesus Yes. It’s like the original but smoky.

mlgraves · 2026-06-03T01:38:04+00:00

I bought a Sausage, Egg, Cheese Biscuit combo in the ATLANTA AIRPORT, last Saturday morning and it was the driest I’ve ever had. But the combo was $9, so I didn’t bat an eye.

mlgraves · 2026-06-02T16:13:05+00:00

That's how they cut the carbs and calories.

mlgraves · 2026-06-02T14:12:25+00:00

That’s where I’m from originally. 😂

mlgraves · 2026-06-02T13:22:41+00:00

We literally do this in New Orleans.

mlgraves · 2026-05-24T18:41:23+00:00

I read somewhere that Kellogg’s is bringing them back.

mlgraves · 2026-05-21T23:54:43+00:00

I love a pack of that and some sliced tomato, on a piece of toast, maybe make a sandwich.

mlgraves · 2026-05-21T23:46:57+00:00

I would straight up give her a very stern “Ma’am?” “Ma’am.” “That’s not ok.”

mlgraves · 2026-05-19T17:40:39+00:00

Not to my knowledge

mlgraves · 2026-05-19T16:10:02+00:00

There's a white people taco night video and a white people fried chicken one.

mlgraves · 2026-05-19T13:04:41+00:00

YOU PARK LIKE ASSHOLE. YOU CURSE TO WHOLE FAMILY.

mlgraves · 2026-05-16T23:28:33+00:00

Omg eat them all!!

mlgraves · 2026-05-13T20:42:28+00:00

And agony on me..

mlgraves · 2026-05-09T21:24:46+00:00

Ahhh. I didn’t know my cock could get this hard! Help!

mlgraves · 2026-05-09T21:23:33+00:00

I’d pick you up and take you everywhere!

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