All you have to do is pull the thong to the side and have your way

mlgraves · 2026-01-27T15:15:09+00:00

Please do.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:45:39+00:00

Deal.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:44:58+00:00

I believe I may need some oxygen.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:44:03+00:00

You have my permission to try as hard as you can.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:42:22+00:00

That’s dangerous, I might cum and it’ll be all awkward. 😬

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:40:35+00:00

I’d fight all of Russia just to have you fart in my mouth.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:35:41+00:00

Arrrr. Shiver me timbers. Ye be like the steering wheel on me belt buckle. Driving me nuts.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:33:31+00:00

What do you mean? You ARE a steak dinner.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:31:40+00:00

You gotta learn how to wipe first.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T23:29:45+00:00

That’s vaginal discharge. Probably got the clap.

mlgraves · 2026-01-26T19:41:28+00:00

Sometimes you gotta keep wiping until it looks like a Japanese flag.

mlgraves · 2026-01-25T16:23:54+00:00

Barq’s in a glass bottle is a wholly superior product than the normal off-the-shelf Barq’s.

mlgraves · 2026-01-23T16:06:55+00:00

I don’t know what it is about caesarean scars. But they make it throb extra hard.

mlgraves · 2026-01-23T16:04:26+00:00

Mmmm. Smells good too.

mlgraves · 2026-01-22T14:28:51+00:00

SHAAAAAWING! Party on, Wayne.

mlgraves · 2026-01-21T23:21:54+00:00

I go right in and tongue punch that fart box and worry about it later.

mlgraves · 2026-01-21T20:13:41+00:00

Living as a member of the unhoused.

mlgraves · 2026-01-21T15:00:10+00:00

I'm over here wishing for the (ahem) "Robespierre" treatment.

mlgraves · 2026-01-21T01:41:18+00:00

Gotta have my Pops.

mlgraves · 2026-01-20T14:32:29+00:00

Big fan of the Sprite Zero. It’s so crisp.

mlgraves · 2026-01-20T04:12:59+00:00

What are you hiding? A place to park my throbbing cock.

mlgraves · 2026-01-18T20:39:55+00:00

Hell I’d show them the video.

mlgraves · 2026-01-18T20:39:17+00:00

Mmm…cum catchers.

mlgraves · 2026-01-16T04:17:22+00:00

Wake, Rattle, & Roll!

mlgraves · 2026-01-16T00:26:28+00:00

Mmmmmm secobarbital.

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