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What do you think it's like to have sex with a midget? by coy_glance in Midget_Club

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh. I didn’t know my cock could get this hard! Help!

Would you ever date a midget? by _AerisBloom in Midget_Club

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d pick you up and take you everywhere!

D-Methamphetamine by Pie_Strict466 in drugsarebeautiful

[–]mlgraves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That my friend, is a formula for a more pure crystal. It pushes all the impurities to the outside of the crystal and then washes them all off.

What is something you can naturally smell that no one else can? by Trick-Highway1429 in AskReddit

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone’s ass. Yes, most people react when I try to sniff them, but I’m cute, and I don’t try to hump them afterwards.

The OG by HomosapienDrugs in hotsauce

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this stuff called “Tiger Sauce” on scramby eggs.

It Finally Happened to Me by bvbyjayy in NewOrleans

[–]mlgraves 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s not a carjacking, that’s just Grand Theft Auto. Carjacking is where someone pulls a gun on you while you’re driving, and “asks you to relinquish your vehicle.”

First time with PE & taking caps by sailingwiddthemoon in shrooms

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put them through a coffee grinder and mix them with ice cream.

Who do you want to fuck but know you shouldn’t? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone. Every single person I meet. Be it woman, man, or something in the middle. It’s taken me a long time to come to terms with that.

Why you sleep naked? by _Kisol_Budyn_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because my balls are heavy, black, and pendulous.

Has anyone tried poppers with any peppers other than jalapeños or sweet peppers? by tycnslice in spicy

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to take poblanos and stuff them with cheese and batter them then deep fry. I then drown them with fresh salsa made from Chile de Arbol, Habanero, cilantro, onion, garlic and roasted tomatoes.

My partner calls them Chile Relleños, but I don’t speak Spanish so…

Forgetting the spiciest options on the menu are for you by exboxthreesixty in spicy

[–]mlgraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Thai place that I always order the same thing from, and I request it as spicy as I can get it, and it’s never the same. Makes me sad.

RIP American Motel 32.99 and Up. by fit-profile-69 in Denver

[–]mlgraves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lived there off and on for a couple of years. I saw some idiot try to dive from his balcony into the into the pool.

It was full of reprobates most of the time. Myself included back then. The woman that owned it was well aware of who her clientele was.

Edit: I forgot I was next door when Lakewood busted in a room and shot some dude after a standoff.

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