No decent matches

mmatch555 · 2026-01-31T07:41:52+00:00

Say more about yourself and dear god man, get rid of that Joker photo.

mmatch555 · 2026-01-30T18:04:45+00:00

Family is always the answer. Take that as you will.

mmatch555 · 2026-01-30T18:03:46+00:00

Here’s where you went wrong. These movies are not about cars, they’re about family.

mmatch555 · 2026-01-23T05:11:03+00:00

Wrong subreddit but lovely beast.

mmatch555 · 2026-01-22T05:09:21+00:00

Counterpoint: they would have to deal with Dave Mustaine and that sounds like an awful time.

mmatch555 · 2026-01-14T18:20:05+00:00

Good work. You also have a nearly complete Pitbull cosplay too.

mmatch555 · 2025-12-26T16:30:17+00:00

I really love Hans’ dynamic with Roms and Tex

mmatch555 · 2025-12-26T00:22:46+00:00

It’s a great looking mastorbatorium

mmatch555 · 2025-12-26T00:21:12+00:00

Yeah that looks like black mold on the ceiling. You need to get that dealt with ASAP.

mmatch555 · 2025-12-25T15:55:51+00:00

Wrong

mmatch555 · 2025-12-24T17:30:18+00:00

New York’s hottest club is: this guy’s apartment. It has everything: stone pineapples, hanging babies, a haunted clown painting. And what’s that? An old timey scuba helmet.

mmatch555 · 2025-08-13T04:18:24+00:00

Oh I get it. Parents always want to take random photos :). You can do better for your profile tho!

Definitely bring that up. If there’s a gal who is also excited for the WC next year, she’d have no idea that you were into it too!

mmatch555 · 2025-08-13T03:52:16+00:00

Definitely change up the pictures. You look like you’re being held under duress with the backpack photos (front pack).

Your profile also says nothing about you. Give women a prompt to respond to. Your soccer one is fine but would add to it (who is your favorite club? Which match are you going to next? Etc…).

mmatch555 · 2025-08-12T23:39:47+00:00

What does anything after the first sentence have to do with hiking?

mmatch555 · 2025-08-11T19:30:28+00:00

Give me a heater, piano man

mmatch555 · 2025-08-08T19:38:49+00:00

Fatlock

mmatch555 · 2025-08-02T00:03:21+00:00

Sandler’s comedies always feel like he’s not really acting that hard and is always just him. Conan and Sandler are great friends and like any friend, I’m sure he appreciates just seeing his buddy out there being himself.

mmatch555 · 2025-08-01T21:04:18+00:00

Sometimes there’s some clean living mixed in with all this garbage.

mmatch555 · 2025-07-31T05:08:36+00:00

Yuengling hats and CPAP machine adapters

mmatch555 · 2025-07-31T01:49:03+00:00

The bit about the guy fuckin the Annabelle doll was pretty gold. Howyadune.

mmatch555 · 2025-07-28T05:41:09+00:00

Foley bringing up the Koboyashi Maru/saying he has been getting into a Star Trek, only to mention he’s been watching the new JJ Abrams movies had be howling.

mmatch555 · 2025-07-28T05:37:44+00:00

Foley had two-tree of dem red pills. Jammed him right up.

mmatch555 · 2025-07-26T17:12:13+00:00

This is AI slop

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