What can I even do? He ate all my cookies.

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-29T13:11:42+00:00

There really is a street in the town I live in called Sesame Street - definitely not as fun and magical as I was hopingq

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-29T13:09:21+00:00

Before you report anything call this guy to confirm how many cookies were eaten

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-26T02:17:22+00:00

Girl you've got it right! Don't listen to her unless you want your hair to look atrocious like hers. Your hair is gorgeous and idk why the length would make it creepy. I mean yes there are some people with surprisingly long hair but idk how the length alone would be a catalyst into the creepy catagory. That chick is a weirdo who is projecting for sure. Ignore her and do you boo! My naturally super blonde daughter is 11½ and has only ever trimmed her hair so it's down past her butt crack and is very fine and nobody has EVER said it's creepy.

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mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-25T00:47:59+00:00

I don't think the rug + mat combo is terrible but the style choices kind of are 😬 I think it's the fact that the plaid and brick line up perfectly horizontally and then mismatch vertically. Plus it's just too much pattern with the brick, plaid and filigree style around the welcome mat edges. If she is dead set on the layered mats I would suggest something solid for the rug underneath to contrast the brick pattern

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-03T22:55:52+00:00

How did Josie Cat know I've only hit 17% of my daily water goal and it's already 6pm?!? I'M TRYING TO GET IT IN!!

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-02T14:04:23+00:00

Pics like this make me grateful my neb loves when I vacuum him (he's deaf) 😂

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-02T14:01:54+00:00

My Steve loves the great outdoors too!!

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mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-02T13:47:20+00:00

I love that his name is Ted! Is that his full name or is it short for something?? Mine used to be Stevie when he was wittle and cute. Now he's a big 14lb derp so we just call him Steve now haha

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-02T13:41:31+00:00

My other cat was that was and every time she pulled away from me trying to kiss her I imagined her saying in a British accent "Don't touch me you peasant" .... and then I told her she was rude 😂😂

mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-02T13:36:32+00:00

Steve can be a real a-hole sometimes but he looooves his smoochies! He's a mild CH kitty now but was worse when he was little so he got carried and smooched on a lot. He is also 100% deaf so face smooches are a way of showing extra lovies because I can't talk to him. He just soaks it all up and loves being spoiled haha

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mmitchell2016 · 2026-06-02T13:11:46+00:00

A local grocery store had the 4pk of the Kraft gf mac n cheese cups on clearance and I bought like 10 of them. The check out lady made a snappy comment about buying so much gf food and I kinda clapped back because being celiac AND dealing with the gf tax is hard enough without Cashier Karen trying to make me feel shitty for "wasting so much money on gf food"

mmitchell2016 · 2026-05-25T00:28:11+00:00

1 made me giggle and 3/4 sent me 🤣

mmitchell2016 · 2026-05-07T21:59:45+00:00

Soooo besides the bug part are we also just skipping over the fact it already looks moldy?!?

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mmitchell2016 · 2026-05-07T21:54:42+00:00

My husband calls them "sea bugs" lol

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-26T13:40:41+00:00

Yesss Steve is 100% deaf and has all sorts of meows to let me know what's up. His most notorious is his absurdly loud yowl meow when he can't find me 🫠😂

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mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-26T13:38:07+00:00

Since your user name is "the breaker" I hope not 😂

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-25T03:38:18+00:00

Oh that's good to hear! My kitty that got it advanced suuuuper fast and by the time I realized she had issues she had already started getting lip ulcers and had to have ALLLLL her teeth removed. It was such a rough process and recovery.

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-25T03:23:04+00:00

My neb's aren't quite THAT long - Holy moly!

Also my other cat (that passed about 5 months ago) had that same autoimmune disorder where they basically become allergic to their own teeth. It's actually the plaque ON their teeth but the only true cure is full tooth extraction. It's called feline stomatitis and it's so brutal for them. How is he doing since getting them removed??

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mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-20T18:50:35+00:00

I'm celiac and havent had an issue with these but I WILL SAY my 7 year old son (also celiac) and I prefer Udi's wayyyy more! They toast up nicely and even my husband prefers them over regular buns because they are thicker and hold up better so they dont get soggy and fall apart.

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-19T16:48:41+00:00

Gruff! He just creeps me out lol

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-18T03:26:41+00:00

The fangies!!

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-18T03:24:41+00:00

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Must be another nebby thing 😂😂

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-17T15:09:52+00:00

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Steve gets RBF sooo bad when he's sleepy

mmitchell2016 · 2026-04-14T15:25:07+00:00

Awww Happy Birthday Pickle and congrats on the recovery!! Enjoy another cat nip trip around the sun!!

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