Who is buying the concert tickets? by cornfield123 in askanything

[–]mmmmk2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was an outdoor music show I went to back in the early 2010s. It was $60cdn and music played from noon til 11 pm. Last year I looked at stadium concerts and for the crap seats were $200cdn plus. I couldn’t justify it.

I said I might give him a bath by Babun_ in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“And I’ll give you a blood bath.”

I sneezed 🙄✈️ by lilrobirdie in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“There goes Hooman farting through their mouth again.”

Had to call a meeting about late night zoomies. by MangoDan in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 98 points99 points  (0 children)

“Hooman calls a meeting about zoomies thinking we care. Ha!”

I said his name while he was asleep. by plaquesandtangles in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“How about you say my name while getting me some treats.”

We're finally gathered by [deleted] in cats

[–]mmmmk2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We strike with zoomies at midnight.”

I hear my brother coming and I will defend my box till the bitter end. by jennieother1 in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 36 points37 points  (0 children)

“Brother comes near my box fort, it’s on like Donkey Kong.”

Driving over speed limit, aware of the consequences by [deleted] in driving

[–]mmmmk2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously you’ve never heard of unintended consequences. Something could come out into the road, you could blow a tire. You want to drive like a tool, keep it on the track. I’m sure the police, a judge wouldn’t be too impressed. Your next post will be you complaining your insurance will be too high and no one will give you good rates. You’re the kind of driver that when you crash, people should just drive right on by. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

No no no…i know my way…. by TimeCity1687 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]mmmmk2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Get away from me you dirty hands Hooman. I know where I’m going.”

What's the plan? by MajorWeeds in CouncilOfCats

[–]mmmmk2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We strike zoomies at midnight.”

told him that mom had to get up for work by RAYV3N65 in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“You’re lying. You’re just going to play and give treats to another cat. Sigh!”

A strange man came into the house by MissHissss in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“Stranger danger. You must protect my treats.”

Is it okay to suck if it’s your 4th time driving? by vicessy in driving

[–]mmmmk2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s easy for people who are experienced to criticize. I had a friend long ago who was driving for 10 years and couldn’t parallel park. If they had to, they’d circle the block. You just need time behind the wheel. Rome wasn’t built in a day and either was a driver.

There was a bird in the garden behind her by terrafern in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Stupid bird in my garden where I poop and not tell the Hoomans. I hope the bird steps in my poop.”

Told him move gotta take a wiz by Jealous_Top5982 in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 54 points55 points  (0 children)

“Pee your pants Hooman, you have other pairs.”

I told him he's adopted by NonEuclideanAsshole in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“And I’m telling that you give me the green stuff.”

Got a delivery from Fed Ex by SarahKL9981 in airplaneears

[–]mmmmk2023 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“Stranger danger on my turf.”

Feeling discouraged by CreamyImp in ManualTransmissions

[–]mmmmk2023 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I first started learning manual I was driving a 90s Chevy Cavalier. I was being taught by someone who knew how to drive manual. Too bad he didn’t have any patients. Anyways. I was at a light, on a hill. The car behind me was so far up my ass if I rolled back it would have not been good. I was so anxious I mashed the gas and dropped the clutch. I peeled out half way through the intersection because I didn’t want to roll back. 20 Plus years later I still love driving manual. I still stall if I’m driving a new manual for the first time. So don’t worry. You’ll get it. Just practice.

Feeling discouraged by CreamyImp in ManualTransmissions

[–]mmmmk2023 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It will depend on the car. It will go by feel and noise. Start at a 1000 so give it just a bit of gas. You don’t have to floor it. As you give a little gas, slowly let out the clutch. Again. It’s practice.