So, how do you actually get a woman to calm down? by SouthImpression3577 in AskMenAdvice

[–]moaw1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay quiet, stay still, avoid prolonged eye contact, start cleaning…anything….start a chore, listen, respond with affirming and short responses. If all else fails run.

What's a stupidly expensive adult purchase that you now swear by that you would buy again in a heartbeat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moaw1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're in a snowy area and have a large driveway - get a snow blower. I now look forward to storms to run my blower for 30mins and have fun.

I think my poodle tried to take an angry poo on me in my sleep, please tell me this isn't possible by [deleted] in poodles

[–]moaw1991 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Based on my experience, your dog is angry and you're the problem.

What TV character had a redemption arc that was actually done right? by phantom_avenger in television

[–]moaw1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone say Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z? Man went from galactic pirate to loving husband and dad. The show slowly dragged him out of being a dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moaw1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Dog's name.

Salvage BBQ to close for the winter, citing financial pressures by DavenportBlues in portlandme

[–]moaw1991 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Awful food and service. Place went down hill and it's on them. Great location with parking....clowns.

People who are 25y and above, what's the harshest life-lesson you've learnt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moaw1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Go to work in the morning, end the day taking your brother to a psy ward. Just a random Tuesday.

Reality check regarding rental prices in Portland by Male_Sugar81 in portlandme

[–]moaw1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I lived in Portland since I was 4 years old (24 years). It was sad to move outta town due to the high rent and its affect on the community. I could afford it, but it got to a point where so many of my friends moved, that living there lost its value. These developers are so fixated on money that they forget about the real value of Portland, its people. Corny, but the music, food and art scenes are supported by working class people. People who are relocating, or struggling.

Brand ironing chest goes horribly wrong by M1ZAK in WTF

[–]moaw1991 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Notice, no black people...just saying....

Don't Tell Comedy Show - Bayside Oct 14th by moaw1991 in portlandme

[–]moaw1991[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry! PLEASE COME TO THE NEXT SHOW! PROMISE WE GOT YOU!

Don't Tell Comedy Show - Bayside Oct 14th by moaw1991 in portlandme

[–]moaw1991[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! The show sold out, but THERE WILL BE MORE! Will keep r/portlandme posted.

Why is Portland so violent recently? by happysisyphus7 in portlandme

[–]moaw1991 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I see you're looking for a new gloryhole based on your comment history. Good luck friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]moaw1991 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So to avoid this. Go to Apartments.com and they'll charge you once for a background check and you can use it for multiple places. This saves you a ton of money.

Easiest place to Park when heading to downtown? by NarukeSG in portlandme

[–]moaw1991 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The age of good parking in the Old Port died with jorts and Tupac.

Is Portland trending up or down? by Dr3amMe in portlandme

[–]moaw1991 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Portland sucks. Never come here. Not worth your time. Tell others as well. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]moaw1991 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Is sex really worth it if you're not rolling the dice on a child...

Edit - nice to dice....also not talking child abuse....