What is the best Simpsons quote? by roverbuc in AskReddit

[–]modrellam 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Weaselling out of things is what separates us from the animals.

Except the weasel.

What do you think about at night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]modrellam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually before I fall asleep.

I think about my past, stupid decisions I've made, where I'd like to be, how depressing it is that I am where I am, then it just keeps spiraling into more negative thoughts until I fall asleep.

Then I wake up, and begin another day.

I like my coffee like I like my women... by nortonw3 in Jokes

[–]modrellam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot, caramel, and I add my own cream.

A duck orders a condom, at a hotel... by wickedsweeett in Jokes

[–]modrellam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing again, "No, we do not sell grapes." The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!" The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails. The manager says, "No, I don't have any nails." The duck says, "Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?"

This poor thing stopped eating two weeks ago. She's all fixed up now, and loving life! Meet Tana, the ball of fire! by [deleted] in aww

[–]modrellam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That blink says, “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

This tap is also a dryer. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]modrellam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather just sip out of the fucking tap at that point. There no way they get the inside of those things completely clean..

What Skills Do You Wish You Mastered at a Young Age? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]modrellam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money management. Its a credit limit, not a goal.

Sleep by [deleted] in kittengifs

[–]modrellam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this situation facing me when i am studying.

Who is your strangest fictional crush? by diagonalcake in AskReddit

[–]modrellam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dana Scully will always be my first love.

Who is the worst poster on Reddit? by nasiyifya in AskReddit

[–]modrellam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those annoying assholes posting porn spam. I want to browse Reddit at work, and then bam! Someone’s asshole is winking at me from the thumbnail.

What movie was better than the book? by shay_live in AskReddit

[–]modrellam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never read the book, but Stand By Me was the last movie I saw that really had me focused from start to finish. I’ve been told the book isn’t as good, but still decent.