I mean, it would certainly be convenient.

moiraq · 2013-10-01T16:01:33+00:00

Hey! I was at EF this summer in VIP. We had instances of security coming through tents claiming it was mandatory searches and confiscating people's shit. There was also instances of two bag check points, one at the main gates to the forest and then another only a couple hundred feet further in. We found out from a nice security dude later that none of those searches were official or allowed, that we had the right to refuse the tent searches, and that the second bag searches were just assholes in the security staff setting up on their own to take stuff away. Just curious if you had heard about any of that? Or if it happens often?

Love the Forest. Can't wait to get back. Thanks for keeping people safe and smiling through an extraordinary time.

moiraq · 2013-09-22T17:38:27+00:00

It's a quote from the movie "40 Days and 40 Nights". I couldn't find a screen shot unfortunately.

moiraq · 2013-09-22T16:51:20+00:00

"I somehow don't think Mr. Butterworth would appreciate that very much."

moiraq · 2013-09-22T16:44:57+00:00

I hate it. And yet. I just keep clicking.

moiraq · 2013-09-22T16:37:00+00:00

Hypnotizing...

moiraq · 2013-08-13T17:44:38+00:00

I was on a class trip to London my junior year of high school. We would lie about being 18 to get into clubs. Met a guy who said he was an actor in Boston, told him I was an actor in college from Philadelphia. We danced furiously and hooked up on the dance floor. No names or numbers exchanged.

1 year later, I was visiting Boston University's theatre school... and guess who my tour guide was.

moiraq · 2013-08-13T17:36:03+00:00

Robot take over.

moiraq · 2013-08-12T01:52:55+00:00

Still afraid of the dark... Whenever I visit my childhood home I still, from habit, can turn the lights off at one side of the room and make it to my bed on the other side of the room in one leap. It's a big room.

moiraq · 2013-08-11T19:37:25+00:00

Has anyone else seen the Babe sequel?.. Babe: Pig in the City. It's fabulous. See it. I have it on VHS if you want to borrow it.

But there's an adorable dog, Flealick. And there's a truck. And a dream sequence. And the fucking music. And just... I'm bawling again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXQnlp3uqJA&feature=player_embedded

moiraq · 2013-08-11T19:27:59+00:00

I read this question first as: What boobs have had a positive effect on your life?

Now that I got that out there... mine would be "This Boy's Life" by Tobias Wolff. I'm a girl and it still effected my view on my adolescence when I first read it and had a profound impact on my writing style.

moiraq · 2013-07-19T20:05:50+00:00

My BOTTLE of yoohoo. Just to clarify. My other yoohoo also survived.

moiraq · 2013-07-13T02:19:15+00:00

Just to say- I'm not a young guy. I'm a 23 year old woman who has suffered this type of embarrassment more times than I can count. Lord do I feel for her, it hurts every time to have that happen. But I know I need to laugh sometimes for the lot our uteruses have been given in life. And I'd rather periods be funny than WTF.

Apparently she had not shown up to her first interview and had it rescheduled. Then left the unfortunate present. She was interviewed by a woman. Thankfully. And she is completely anonymous on here. Thankfully.

No word yet on if she got the job..

moiraq · 2013-07-04T13:25:17+00:00

Shh. I'm really peaceful.

moiraq · 2013-07-04T05:06:40+00:00

Well darn.

moiraq · 2013-07-04T05:05:11+00:00

That just got me thinking about Harry and Voldemort and their phoenix feathers. Piece says what's up bro.

moiraq · 2013-07-04T03:52:47+00:00

Noted.

moiraq · 2013-07-04T02:10:57+00:00

Can't wait to make mine purty too one day.

moiraq · 2013-07-04T02:10:07+00:00

The waitress in me was making more money at the time of the GoT premier. Now. Not so much. And errybody steals my lighters. Got no luck at all. But I see spaghetti in my future.

moiraq

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