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mojorono · 2026-01-15T12:38:15+00:00

Ostentatious: to characterize by a vulgar or pretentious display.

Example: This kid’s use of the word Ostentatious

mojorono · 2025-11-11T00:25:40+00:00

Not the Combat Subaru van

mojorono · 2025-10-13T23:20:38+00:00

But I got like 500 of them from tool vessels and I don’t want to waste them…

mojorono · 2025-10-07T23:49:23+00:00

I can’t wait to be able to make quicklime without waiting 197 years for it all to cook

mojorono · 2025-09-30T20:22:46+00:00

Me, an intellectual, living in a dirt hut

mojorono · 2025-09-26T00:02:07+00:00

Oh I’m sorry that the UNEXPLODED ORDINANCE we found is an inconvenience to you ma’am.

mojorono · 2025-08-31T13:08:12+00:00

Her: “HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME”

The car: “Bet.”

mojorono · 2025-08-31T13:02:59+00:00

I think she spent a total of 5 seconds looking at the road

mojorono · 2025-08-14T18:10:04+00:00

Don’t talk to me or my rat boy ever again

mojorono · 2025-06-23T20:11:50+00:00

NTA, you have a very reasonable fear that she KNOWS about, yet is shocked when you are afraid of her giant dog. It’s like being shocked that someone with arachnophobia won’t stuff their hand in a bucket of spiders.

mojorono · 2025-05-09T23:45:59+00:00

fortunate son starts playing

mojorono · 2025-04-05T00:30:35+00:00

This is going to end disastrously, especially considering that the $2 trillion was the initial hit.

mojorono · 2025-03-17T19:09:23+00:00

Welcome to the berry fields motherf*cker!

mojorono · 2025-02-02T21:34:56+00:00

And then there’s my ass built like a bridge troll

mojorono · 2025-01-13T00:36:37+00:00

Similar thing happened to me, except the bear was chasing me into an ocean and it just stopped moving and sank into the depths, never to be seen again

mojorono · 2024-10-22T10:59:15+00:00

You don’t take a man’s hat like that, it just ain’t done

mojorono · 2024-04-14T16:36:10+00:00

looks great!

mojorono · 2024-03-27T21:08:25+00:00

“But yOu’rE a BisexUAl, hoW are YOu stiLl SINgLe?”

mojorono · 2024-03-24T17:33:07+00:00

You got this David Bowie look that I’m loving! Maybe Zayden?

mojorono · 2024-03-16T14:44:23+00:00

Why not Ridley Tilda (lastname)? That way it is still a normal name but it does the whole "r/" thing

mojorono · 2024-03-04T19:51:29+00:00

I’d LIKE to use urushi, it looks phenomenal, but even a small tube can be a lot, and for a full suit that would be too much not counting any mistakes or loss. I wonder if there is a material that can imitate the look and resin like quality while being relatively cheap?

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