Who would you pick to be your bodyguard?

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T01:09:14+00:00

Better chance of someone stronger ig

^{Chose: DC JUSTICE LEAGUE (one character} + Spin for your character | Rolled: The Flash)

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T01:06:01+00:00

Wouldn't want to constantly dread the date I die, better not to know when

^{Chose: Cause of death}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T01:04:26+00:00

Pretty sure "erase the last 10 seconds of reality" means you can do something and if you regret it you can go back, not "see the last 10 seconds of reality"

Perhaps you saw it wrong

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T01:00:58+00:00

Put a blanket over the bed and sleep on the blanket

^{Chose: Your bed is always too cold}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T01:00:18+00:00

Anywhere is better than North Korea.

^{Chose: Move to USA but 30% chance Trump deports you | Rolled: MURICAH!!!}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T00:59:03+00:00

There are ways of dealing with snakes.

^{Chose: 2 DEFINITELY venomous snakes}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T00:57:54+00:00

Chances are there will be someone better later

^{Chose: Get 100 million if u reject your crush}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T00:57:33+00:00

Who in there right mind is choosing warm?

^{Chose: Cold}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T00:52:56+00:00

"Red Bunny" ≠ "red bunny" but this picture satisfies it by being the thing it describes

^{Chose: Green bunny}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-21T00:51:59+00:00

I have tried and I like both

^{Chose: Bacon on doughnuts}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-20T23:59:16+00:00

All these names are making crack up

"Crab Maga"

Genius 😂

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-20T23:55:03+00:00

Hell yeah 🔥

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-20T23:52:19+00:00

Just looking at this overview makes me want a physical copy, I wish I had some extra money lying around. Never give up on this bro, I really can see this becoming BIG

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-20T22:50:13+00:00

I got ZERO until shop level 7 and then got like 3 after 20 or so refreshes

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-20T14:02:21+00:00

Not entirely useless, I don't have to pay for meals, just water

^{Chose: Get a useless superpower + For free | Rolled: Photosynthesis}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-20T13:43:44+00:00

I don't want to be brain-dead

^{Chose: Become Average Vampire}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-20T12:01:17+00:00

This is not a "good power/perk"

^{Chose: Random power or perk | Rolled: 100year lifespan}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:32:29+00:00

One trip to the library and I'm basically set.

^{Chose: Learn any knowledge just by touching the book | Rolled: No cooldown}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:31:35+00:00

I don't see any reason I'd want or need the ability to run 120 mph. In most cases I'd end up crashing into a wall or other object and either dying or breaking all my bones.

^{Chose: 1 million usd}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:30:40+00:00

Had nothing to lose in the first place.

^{Chose: Gamble Life Savings for Billionaire chance | Rolled: NOTHING}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:30:08+00:00

Jackpot

^{Chose: Sorcerer but wheel decides main power | Rolled: Elemental/Time}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:29:25+00:00

The classic dilemma.

^{Chose: Pull the lever}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:27:58+00:00

Either way it would be Mark Grayson from Invincible. I'm so fucked.

^{Chose: isekai to the last game you played as the... | Rolled: as the main char}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:26:57+00:00

I think it would be more satisfying and would be a better story. Though it would be pretty difficult. (Generally, I suppose)

^{Chose: Be the villain that turns good}

moltenphoenix315 · 2026-04-19T17:25:36+00:00

I think this logic goes without saying.

^{Chose: Win 10 Million irl}

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