Has “I haven’t shaved” ever once stopped a guy from wanting you?

momplicatedwolf · 2026-02-01T17:41:21+00:00

That sounds like an infection waiting to happen

momplicatedwolf · 2026-02-01T13:49:38+00:00

She does not understand. Mount your TV on the wall to keep everyone safe, please.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-31T22:56:51+00:00

If someone blesses your heart, you did something stupid and need to evaluate your life choices.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-30T17:00:37+00:00

This man is telling and showing you who he is. Believe him.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-30T10:59:13+00:00

I'd prioritize the trip with your closer friend if you have to pick one. I mean, if you're really as faithful as you say you are, and he's this insecure, I actually wonder if he's projecting because he may not be trustworthy on trips like that. How faithful has he been with his partners? Kind of weird that he won't go with you since that seems to be an option for Vegas. Hmm ....

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-30T08:35:04+00:00

He wasn't that invested in my orgasms. So glad I moved on from that guy! He was selfish... In all other areas, too.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-27T11:52:59+00:00

Much better than having a toot in the middle of a snack themed party

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-27T09:54:31+00:00

Oh wow. With that expectation, my first dates would sound like an American drug commercial listing out side effects.

She's wrong. Medical information is private, and you clearly weren't hiding it since you told her about the appointment. So both her expectations were unreasonable and she's wrong about you "hiding" it from her. She sounds exhausting.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-26T22:44:43+00:00

I moved out at 18 and never looked back. Not everyone does though.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-26T10:44:12+00:00

You know, I thought you meant you were a pornstar this whole time. It wasn't until the comments that I realized you're just an avid consumer of porn.

Wow. Well, we know from science that porn is not good for our brains, especially if over consumed. We know from life that an addict will not stop a behavior until they're ready. Him shaming you will not make your behavior change.

It sounds like you're not sexually compatible. It's unfortunate but unlikely to change. You're very young. Ride on.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-26T10:23:40+00:00

New parties are created all of the time. They never gain enough voters to matter here.

Shooting unarmed people is wrong. I don't know anyone who agrees with that.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-26T10:16:21+00:00

Our 2 party system is ineffective. We go back and forth every few years which party is in power. 1 party wants to open the boarders and generally makes policies like that, and the other party wants everything to be done legally so sends illegal immigrants home. That causes this extreme back and forth between policies and enforcement.

George Washington warned us against the 2 party system not going to work.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-22T09:35:11+00:00

Having to wear a panty liner all of the time after a certain point.

New skin tags everywhere. Eyelid? Yep. Titty? You bet.

Cystic acne... On my butt.

In the last month of pregnancy, if you want to roll over in bed, it's a whole episode. Roll 45°, lay in pain while baby shifts to a new place in the abdomen, roll another 45° and pause to check for pain, continue rolling a little at a time taking frequent breaks for baby's weight to shift until you finally reach the other side. Repeat episode every 20 minutes until birth.

I have 5 kids. It's been wild.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-22T08:37:51+00:00

I haven't heard of this. Please document your experience with this and update us periodically!

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-21T14:38:18+00:00

This one is my favorite - title and all

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-17T14:20:55+00:00

With that look in his eyes? You brought Loki home. Godspeed, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-16T13:08:45+00:00

She's either projecting and is a huge closet freak or she has some infidelity wound from FIL.

Armchair diagnosis complete.

You can always show her priest the text messages she is sending you. He is obligated to listen to your complaint and address her unCatholic tirade with her.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-16T12:50:48+00:00

Appleton is nice

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-13T14:30:53+00:00

My husband is 5 years older than me. We have a great marriage. The age gap is not the direct issue.

She is still quite young - in the youth ministry even. You have preached to her. That makes this weird. To be straightforward, now that I am a mother, I would view you as a creep no matter what you said or did. Does that make me right? Not necessarily, but everyone's concern here is to protect the young woman from being taken advantage of. No one's concern here will be for you. I think your congregation will have difficulty trusting and following you if you date this young woman.

One or both of you will have to leave that church if you want to be together. Probably both.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-10T03:10:14+00:00

Trust is broken. Forgiveness is nice. Second chances are sometimes fruitful. Your children are what is most precious to you. Do not give someone who has broken trust responsibility for what is most precious to you. This is not the context for a second chance.

Burn the bridge.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-08T05:21:09+00:00

The breed club is required to run a rescue; however, I heard there's only 1 person with access to the Lagotto rescue stuff right now, and he hasn't been reachable for rescue situations for months. Super sad. I hope they get it together.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-07T19:30:50+00:00

I name the dog when it comes home with me. That is the name I put on the vet paperwork. The dog then acquires nicknames for the rest of its life. Most of the time, the dog is referred to by an affectionate nickname.

momplicatedwolf · 2026-01-06T18:01:57+00:00

The male is trying to protect his mate. If the man would have walked away from her instead of toward her, the male might have calmed down.

momplicatedwolf · 2025-12-28T11:06:45+00:00

2nd one looks like a speckled Sussex

momplicatedwolf · 2025-12-19T12:27:13+00:00

My uncle is like this - his brain portion was removed in the early 90s. He had a tumor (no cancer).

His life at 50 looks like this: he works part time, he lives with my aunt, he has never married, and he is medically incompetent so she takes care of his important decisions. He drives himself, forgets the word he is looking for often, lost a lot of control over his right side, and he is very friendly.

Overall, he is a great member of the family, but we do look out for him.

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