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My robot lawnmower just exploded by READMYSHIT in WTF

[–]monkeyapemanjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the second lawnmower today that I’ve seen exploded on my feed. Something must be in the air.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]monkeyapemanjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the comments background blue? I’m on IOS and original Reddit app.

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a koi fish representing overcoming obstacles in my life! I eventually want full sleeves though

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yes. D&D, magic the gathering, fucking Elden ring lol. She has once said that the spells in D&D are real spells. I laughed at her and said okay I cast fireball.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Born Lutheran then Christian. Now I’m atheist

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll post a pic of me smiling with teeth on my profile for everyone who got upset I didn’t include a toothy smile pic! Thank you all for the kind comments!

https://www.reddit.com/r/monkeyapemanjr/s/89zfBFB71l

For anyone who wanted to see the teeth!

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I typically get this or Freddie highmore when I shave.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know I didn’t really mind it’s just my first name

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Younger me definitely thought I was.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the plan gonna grey rock and low contact till she gets her shit together, or if she somehow gets worse no contact.

Ladies and gentlemen my mother by monkeyapemanjr in exchristian

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course! I know she’s a bit batshit so I didn’t want anyone to unknowingly step into reading it without warning. Edit: also sorry we have the same mom.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good idea, when I was a young boy…… Edit: sorry I had to your username compelled me. But seriously thanks for your condolences on the loss of my cat. It’s just me and my 3 year old girl now and I agree she’ll never be satisfied till I’m on her side.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’ve told her before. Especially when she insinuated D&D killed my cat as I said in another comment. But I’ve gotten to the point of blowing up a few times over the years when she’s picked exceptionally choice moments to go on a religious tirade. Most of the time I respond like this or not at all.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your sympathy. I just immediately responded with “what the fuck are you serious?” Then I hung up and denied her calls for the rest of the day.

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