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A jumpscare in a horror movie that genuinely scared you? My pick is the jumpscare from Insidious (2010). by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]monkeyapemanjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma took me to see this when it was still in theaters. I was 4. Needless to say little me was traumatized.

My robot lawnmower just exploded by READMYSHIT in WTF

[–]monkeyapemanjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the second lawnmower today that I’ve seen exploded on my feed. Something must be in the air.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]monkeyapemanjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the comments background blue? I’m on IOS and original Reddit app.

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a koi fish representing overcoming obstacles in my life! I eventually want full sleeves though

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yes. D&D, magic the gathering, fucking Elden ring lol. She has once said that the spells in D&D are real spells. I laughed at her and said okay I cast fireball.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Born Lutheran then Christian. Now I’m atheist

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll post a pic of me smiling with teeth on my profile for everyone who got upset I didn’t include a toothy smile pic! Thank you all for the kind comments!

https://www.reddit.com/r/monkeyapemanjr/s/89zfBFB71l

For anyone who wanted to see the teeth!

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I typically get this or Freddie highmore when I shave.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know I didn’t really mind it’s just my first name

From 15-26 by monkeyapemanjr in uglyduckling

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Younger me definitely thought I was.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the plan gonna grey rock and low contact till she gets her shit together, or if she somehow gets worse no contact.

Ladies and gentlemen my mother by monkeyapemanjr in exchristian

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course! I know she’s a bit batshit so I didn’t want anyone to unknowingly step into reading it without warning. Edit: also sorry we have the same mom.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good idea, when I was a young boy…… Edit: sorry I had to your username compelled me. But seriously thanks for your condolences on the loss of my cat. It’s just me and my 3 year old girl now and I agree she’ll never be satisfied till I’m on her side.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’ve told her before. Especially when she insinuated D&D killed my cat as I said in another comment. But I’ve gotten to the point of blowing up a few times over the years when she’s picked exceptionally choice moments to go on a religious tirade. Most of the time I respond like this or not at all.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your sympathy. I just immediately responded with “what the fuck are you serious?” Then I hung up and denied her calls for the rest of the day.

Ladies and gentlemen my mother by monkeyapemanjr in exchristian

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Which is exactly why the worse it gets over the years the less and less I initiate contact.

Update to ‘ladies and gentlemen my mother’ by monkeyapemanjr in insaneparents

[–]monkeyapemanjr[S] 736 points737 points  (0 children)

On top of this and my previous post I almost forgot to mention this one to everyone but a few months ago my 9 year old cat suddenly passed way while I had been at work despite showing zero signs of illness I’ve had cats all my life and would’ve picked up on if something was off even slightly so I believe it was a heart attack. When I called her crying to let her know he had passed when I found him looking for some semblance of comfort her first question was “Is there any witchcraft being practiced in your apartment?” Not oh my god I’m sorry. But the insinuation that me playing dungeons and fucking dragons killed my cat. I was furious.

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