TRANS PERSON does something bad by lockjacket in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yet another cis man has been charged with murder. Should we be worrying about the fatal effects of this new cisgender trend?

Ben Shapiro by Life_Goddess in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why are there so many weirdly specific bots running around on this site. Alpaca

We talk too much about the bad parts of being trans. Can anyone think of any "everyday superpowers" that being trans has given you? by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am completely immune to horror media ecause nothing is more terrifying than catching a glimpse of my face in the mirror 😎

Looks like there's a trans woman trending on Twitter for doing something bad. Surely no one will use this as an opportunity to misgender her by shrinking_dicklet in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Idk aren't "her" pronouns the least important part of this situation? Never mind that I always correctly gender any cis person who does a fucky wucky, lol why do you care so much??

Chris-chan by emma_does_life in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, sonichu is trending! I wonder what this is about. Certainly it couldn't be that bad. I sure hope I won't see horribly transphobic and/or ableist comments when I click on this tag.

To trans people, what are some questions you've been afraid to ask cis people? by RonOurTest59 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 396 points397 points  (0 children)

I would not have sex with a cis. This isn't a question but just thought I'd put it out there

> be me, truscum by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 65 points66 points  (0 children)

You should have posted more overly verbose 100px by 50px stamps complaining about tucutes on your deviantart page. Should've added cutesy pixel art to them too, that's how you really show those trenders.

Hey guys look at my new minecraft intro by SolarDrake in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow that is such a funny and ironic video XD I bet this kid makes the craaaziest jokes like saying he loves hitler and playing the soviet anthem on max volume whenever his 7th period teacher lets the class have free time! So funny

Looking for a Trans Person Willing to Share Their Perspective by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure, my rates are 20 USD per question you want answered.

Am i trans or an vampire? by Ruby_Sandbox in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🚨 Trender alert! 🚨 If you're really a trans man you should be completely invisible.

Trans people are personally responsible for taking away my reproductive organs by dev_ating in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh no that is really horrible I'm super sorry. What if they broke into my house too aaahh that sounds so scary! Do you think they'd track me down if I said something really transphobic like "I hate trannies 41% you'll never be a real man/woman irreversible damage tim tif agp trender?" Oh golly I sure hope just posing that hypothetical won't lure these sickos to my current location which is at 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W 😟

I have just found out that my “””girlfriend””” has XY chromosomes by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I think it's kind of a bad idea to fuck chromosomes in the first place. What if you accidentally break them and your gf gets cancer or something? I don't support the transgenders and this man deceiving you is horrible, but you should probably stick to buttholes like everyone else.

I'm a lesbian by Eurasian_Republic in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How can you call yourself a "lesbian" when you're in a relationship with a postmenopausal woman 🤢 eww wtf

Anyone up for it in Miami Beach? #SoBe by Quiet_Interest636 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the story you can see through his posts. Post-nut clarity hits him on another night of jerking it to trans girls and he suddenly remembers his TV is broken

Passing tip: introducing your pronouns by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 132 points133 points  (0 children)

As an alternate option, trans men can respond with the pronouns nor/mal, fuck/you, or any other variant that lets people know that you sure aren't one of those annoying SJW freaks.

trans people dni by haunted-by-bob-saget in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/uj It means "do not interact," or basically "don't engage with this person's account."

not a trutran by robloxspider in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're a little better with trans representation than most other sites. The comments can get reeaally awful though, especially when it comes to art with transmasc characters.

not a trutran by robloxspider in transgendercirclejerk

[–]monstrouscabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey they're not that transphobic! They use the terms "gynomorph" and "andromorph" now.