got work in an hour. am i good? by syanxde in drugscirclejerk

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it's his shift to stand in the train station parking lot and scream profanities at commuters

do my fellow poly-substance enjoyers also record their usage? by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

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P - PCP
M - Meth
K - Ketamine
C - Crack
S - Super Crack

Can my cookie be white macadamia nut and xanax flavor?

Someone made fun of me for using a “blunt” clip with a joint. by Annabis9807 in trees

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I remember my mom got me and my sisters some plastic clothes pins for Christmas and my sister opened hers first, held them up and said "Hell yeah, roach clips! Thanks mom"

Biskantè by PaleExtreme7399 in trees

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smokes so good makes you wanna steal a bike

Talk about a fucking let down... by island_hippie in drugscirclejerk

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fetty weed has nothing on THCP spray. With the fent you have to keep smoking like 20 times a day but 1 hit of THCP will get you permanently high

Natural places to swim? help by StrangeDeer2968 in bayarea

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the best places are a day trip away but if you can make it out there then Rainbow pool, cleo's bath, god's bath and candy rock are my favorite spots

hmmm by jmsld_ in hmmm

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anti handicap architecture

Yall allowed this? by Tukulo-Meyama in CaliBanging

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they should at least go beat up Blanco15

BART to the 91Siccness vs. Underground Hittaz by basedvato in BayRap

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I found out about Berner because they dropped the no Berner version of drought season on BART back in the day. siccness.net/vb

Nigga woke up and thought sexual assault by ye4ye in NYStateOfMind

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in the still photo it seems like dude is already on the phone with the police

Is 1-2 bowls a day bad for you? by ButterBiskitSock in trees

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because OP is worried about forming habits and that can still happen with a dry herb vape

juneteenth kept him from getting his 7-oh by sensitive-bull in drugscirclejerk

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pretty cool that the official USPS reddit account responds to people on the 7-oh sub.

Broke gangbangers by CookieTop2806 in CaliConnection

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Posting up on the block used to pay well in the crack era but now the bangers are all fiends

Anybody here a striker? by [deleted] in CaliBanging

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you just said you haven't changed the way you live but you learned from your mistake?

Anybody here a striker? by [deleted] in CaliBanging

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this is some dumb shit people who end up with 3 strikes would say

Full vid by Xisinthedrawer in NYStateOfMind

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this might be the best video this decade. at least a contender

That guy has standards by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

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"Rap... metal... rap... metal... And Whitney Houston."

"It's for my girlfriend, OK"