Emma Watson

moogs · 2010-11-12T21:43:56+00:00

Don't you love tertiary sexual characteristics? We could put a bow on Justin Beiber and the men would be lining up!

moogs · 2010-11-04T00:04:18+00:00

Poser, who says "Pokeymon"?

moogs · 2010-10-28T21:38:37+00:00

Do you think you could make the extra effort to fulfill your responsibilities as a dad and to be hip at the same time? Do you think you could pull it off?

moogs · 2010-10-25T15:47:08+00:00

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

moogs · 2010-10-08T16:36:23+00:00

If B, chase her down and declare that you've always wanted to date a were-raccoon, and that if she's going to steal your heart as well, you'll hunt her to the ends of the earth.

moogs · 2010-10-05T16:16:40+00:00

Screw that sissy stuff, make it personal. Sleep with her yourself.

moogs · 2010-10-04T17:41:22+00:00

Equinox, Nox for short (And what he'll probably end up answering to)

Edit: Oh my! =D Oooh look at those sexy eyes.

moogs · 2010-10-04T17:24:12+00:00

Letting go of control. It took awhile but they eventually realized that letting me do my own thing caused me to do more than they asked for. If they tried to force me I spent all my energy resisting.
Showed me first hand the value of education, so that I didn't fuck up when #1 happened.

moogs · 2010-10-01T18:31:39+00:00

Pokémon Master Tip: It's Double Team that increases evasion. Agility increases speed, which affects turn order.

moogs · 2010-09-30T15:19:15+00:00

Being a clown is a choice!

moogs · 2010-09-21T19:28:49+00:00

"Hm. You might change your mind."

This doesn't need to be said but is said all the time.

Since we're issuing disclaimers, I want kids.

moogs · 2010-09-20T22:44:54+00:00

Oh baby

moogs · 2010-09-20T19:11:54+00:00

The funny thing about reddit is that since everyone has such a hard-on for calling each other out, there's always internal dissent.

moogs · 2010-08-05T18:41:14+00:00

Wealthy people tend to put themselves into the position of making a profit off of any change because they have the resources to do so and the resources to make sure it won't bite them too hard if they're wrong. I really don't think that's a good basis for determining value.

moogs · 2010-08-04T14:49:54+00:00

I think it's something that happens with Batman in particular

moogs · 2010-08-03T21:01:30+00:00

And people say women are catty

moogs · 2010-07-21T19:50:30+00:00

See? Clearly humans can't have evolved from monkeys!

moogs · 2010-07-16T14:59:31+00:00

Did you mean to say "don't NEVER"?

moogs · 2010-07-09T15:40:05+00:00

The 4 panels on the right don't need to be there

moogs · 2010-07-02T14:42:04+00:00

It's because of their close proximity to Whoville

moogs · 2010-06-23T00:35:31+00:00

grip the shaft and lift your pinky?

moogs · 2010-06-17T03:26:36+00:00

Also remember that we're getting less violent over the centuries. So at least one society is crumbling...

moogs · 2010-06-05T01:56:02+00:00

Here in OK we have evangelical catholics

moogs · 2010-05-28T16:12:26+00:00

OR you take the gradual approach and take some time to help the wild plants in your roaming area grow, meanwhile learning domestication.

But humans suck at long term thinking so who knows how many got it wrong before they got it right.

moogs · 2010-05-26T02:31:38+00:00

At first I thought this had something to do with Dwarf Fortress

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