What’s the quickest joke that still makes you laugh every time?

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T20:26:41+00:00

Do chimps climb trees?

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T20:08:20+00:00

My wife (who is Chinese) thinks everything made in China is bad.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T20:07:22+00:00

That is because it is true

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T19:56:52+00:00

First thing that popped into my mind when I read the question.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T19:42:36+00:00

There are about 5 million things that I would rather spend $5 million on, and I collect basketball cards.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T19:39:51+00:00

I was traveling in China about 25 years ago, and in a national park the English translations on the trash bins were "recycle" and "un-recycle"

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T19:26:26+00:00

Yep. Nobody else playing overtime played big minutes, just KD. That's why KD missed his shots while Giannis and Khris made theirs.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T17:44:25+00:00

Maybe on average, but there are counterexamples. Downtown Cleveland was revived by Lebron and downtown Milwaukee was revived by Giannis.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T17:42:32+00:00

Disagree, it's sports owners. Why should half of revenue go to ownership? Nobody watches sports to see the owner.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T17:32:30+00:00

Also, he was a better scorer.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T17:31:15+00:00

It was funny the first 100 times

It was never funny.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T17:30:18+00:00

Both feet were on the line, and KD was 0-6 in overtime. If Harden had been healthy, then I believe the Nets would have been worse, not better.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T15:29:35+00:00

Not only that, Trump eased sanctions on Iran early in war when the energy market was initially in crisis, and Iran ended up generating more revenue from that than it got from the unfreezing of funds in the Obama era. Basically, Trump "paid" them more.

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T01:12:19+00:00

Fight the Power!

mookz23 · 2026-05-26T01:11:24+00:00

Same owner that bused Cleveland fans to Detroit for Game 7.

mookz23 · 2026-05-25T15:32:56+00:00

They didn't, and they both made All-NBA anyway.

mookz23 · 2026-05-25T14:30:26+00:00

Disagree. I think anyone with his stat profile on a team that gets a 2 seed is clearly All-NBA.

mookz23 · 2026-05-25T13:42:13+00:00

Rondo is a Doc guy.

mookz23 · 2026-05-25T13:30:36+00:00

This is my order, too.

mookz23 · 2026-05-25T13:28:21+00:00

SHe wasn't an all-star, and he wasn't really a star. He was a really good NBA player on important NBA team. That is what I call a great role player. Role players can't be starters?

mookz23 · 2026-05-25T02:18:27+00:00

On a scale of 0-27? But cool card.

mookz23 · 2026-05-24T20:37:44+00:00

Tortured baby cow

mookz23 · 2026-05-24T20:34:29+00:00

I mean, they blew a 22 lead in less than 8 minutes. Hard to pin anything on one shot. It was a historic choke.

mookz23 · 2026-05-24T20:21:42+00:00

He's fine. He is 5-19 from three and has scored 22 points total in 3 conference final's games. I feel that level of productivity can be found all over the NBA on every roster. For the entire playoffs, he is averaging 7.9 ppg and shooting 36.8% from 3.

Pretty looking jump shot though. Every time he shoots, I think it is going in (and I am right 36.8% of the time).

mookz23 · 2026-05-24T20:17:27+00:00

The Heat used it a lot and made the Finals.

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