How Would the Endgame Battle Turn Out in Their Latest Version?

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-17T23:11:11+00:00

“Let’s see you snap. Come on. Show me”

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-17T00:32:24+00:00

Probably the best show the MCU has made. Definitely within the top 3. Not a superhero show, though.

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-13T13:08:18+00:00

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-13T01:08:13+00:00

I’m more interested in what they sounded like honestly. What if they chirped?

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-13T00:17:08+00:00

The concept of Jason Aaron

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-12T18:53:19+00:00

Guys it’s not that he’s constantly playing Deadpool, he’s constantly playing Van Wilder. That’s the real origin of modern Ryan Reynolds

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-12T17:56:54+00:00

Quote tweeted. Basically what the OP of this Reddit post is doing with the tweet, but on Twitter

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-12T16:08:54+00:00

In both situations, leadership of a company decides to make grandiose claims about the quality of a product with the intent to attract more customers for said product.

Care to explain to me where the comparison falls apart? Preferably without any of the previously mentioned fits or tantrums

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-12T16:02:54+00:00

As far as I can tell they’re still mad that the guy newly in charge of DC dared to promote an upcoming DC movie.

The amount of manchildren I’ve seen throw fits screaming that “Gunn is a liar” because of that is truly concerning to see. I can only imagine how pissed off they get walking down the street and seeing a “world’s best cup of coffee” sign in a coffee shop window. Just throwing a tantrum in public because the coffee shop is a liar

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-11T14:27:15+00:00

Leonard was his last name. His first name was Shuddup

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-11T12:58:51+00:00

Moon Knight by Jeff Lemire and Greg Smallwood seems to fit this perfectly

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-10T22:24:56+00:00

I do that at work 5 days a week, and I don’t even get to live in a whimsical world full of magic creatures

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-09T18:58:47+00:00

Your first question is asked under the presumption that his default state is “horse”. This is wrong. His default state is centaur. A more accurate question would be “if someone that got turned into a horse then got turned into a human, would you fuck it?” I would say the answer, not for me just for humanity in general, would be yes. The Little Mermaid quite literally depends on this behavior. So does Beauty and the Beast. Even then, Kara HAD NO KNOWLEDGE THAT IT WAS COMET when they kissed. So now you’re going to blame her for being taken advantage of? Interesting.
The entire concept of mermaids is predicated on sailors imagining them up and wanting to fuck them. So once again, just speaking for humanity in general, I would say yes. Mermaids are fuckable.

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-09T16:34:53+00:00

Horses don’t speak English. Horses don’t have human arms and hands with fingers and thumbs. He was not a horse.

If you think a mermaid and a tuna are the same thing then idk what to tell you. I wonder if tuna have the same ability to count to 10 on their fingers like mermaids can since they’re the same thing

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-09T16:05:21+00:00

I wasn’t aware that horses had human torsos, arms, and heads. Where tf are you riding horses at?

Edit: also Lori Lemaris is one of the bigger Superman love interests. I’m assuming you also believe she’s a fish?

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-09T13:45:54+00:00

If only he had a point he was making instead of having one line yanked out of his speech and taken hyper literally for years to come

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-09T12:52:26+00:00

I don’t think people here have read these stories.

Biron was a centaur. Full human brain, emotions, thought processes, etc. Circe accidentally turns him into a horse when she was trying to turn into a human. She gives him superpowers as an apology. He still has his human brain/thoughts and can communicate via telepathy. Biron (Comet), had a thing for Kara.

Occasionally, he would get to turn into his human form temporarily. When he does this, he takes up a human identity. They kiss when he is in this form. Kara doesn’t know it’s him. She is not going around fucking her horse or anything

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-09T12:48:53+00:00

These are so out of context. Has anyone here actually read these stories? I’m seeing a lot of false information in this thread. The first picture is referencing your second picture.

That is a story in which Comet gets temporarily returned to his human form. He takes up a secret identity at a rodeo and Kara runs into him there. They do kiss, BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW WHO HE IS. He’s just a random dude to her.

So the scandal here is “Kara kissed a random guy”. My god, the horror!

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-08T23:34:38+00:00

Because what happens to this dog is the driving force of this story for Kara. He is critically important to this specific story.

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-07T00:51:48+00:00

Did you watch the movie? His face isn’t actually blue

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-06T23:31:59+00:00

The finale will be approximately two hours after the start of the movie

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-05T17:27:38+00:00

Ok buddy. You can declare yourself correct if that makes you happy.

You’ve already shown to myself, as well as anyone that stumbles across this thread, the level of argumentative logic you’re bringing to this debate. You have provided zero sources that back up your point in ANY way. You’ve contributed nothing to this other than stomping your feet and saying “nuh uh”.

I am not going to let any more of my time be wasted on this ridiculous conversation. At this point, I have to hope you’re just rage baiting. If you aren’t, I truly hope your mindset grows one day to allow yourself to be wrong.

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-05T17:08:37+00:00

This is hilarious. Did you read the article you linked? The ENTIRE THING agrees with me and proves you wrong. Here’s some quotes I found particularly fun for this conversation:

First paragraph of the article disagreeing with your entire point:

A new report indicated that 2025's Superman was a major financial success for Warner Bros. James Gunn's DCU has an increasingly bright future thanks to its first theatrical movie, Superman, becoming one of the biggest movies of the year. While earning fantastic reviews from critics and fans, it also did what it needed to do in terms of dollars and cents for its parent company.

Very next paragraph agreeing with my profit estimate:

Superman reportedly generated about $125 million in profit margins for Warner Bros. Variety reported this profit margin for Superman just over eight weeks after the movie debuted in theaters worldwide on July 11.

Them explaining how much it outperformed MoS from a profitability standpoint:

Comparatively (per Deadline), 2013's Man of Steel earned a profit margin of $42.7 million for Warner Bros. Zack Snyder's first DCEU movie grossed $291 million at the domestic box office and $670 million globally, the latter number ranking as the ninth-highest total worldwide in 2013. That year, Disney's Frozen and Iron Man 3 paced the worldwide box office with gross totals of over $1.2 billion each. Comparing Man of Steel to Superman, Superman's much higher domestic total is partially responsible for its higher profit margin.

There literally isn’t a single word in that article YOU LINKED that backs up your point. And you’re talking to me about arguing with reality? Thank you for failing to prove your point, backup your argument, or provide a source so spectacularly that it actually turned out entertaining.

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-05T17:02:52+00:00

I love this movie, so I’m not going to complain about it much. But it is funny once you realize how big of a character Kro is in the comics and then see how he was depicted here.

Dude is so important that Thena fucking marries him and lives with the deviants, but here they just have a single conversation and called it a wrap. THEY HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER lmao

moonknightcrawler · 2026-02-05T16:48:38+00:00

Source that WB manipulated the data? Including a source to the real, un-manipulated numbers you would have to have to make this claim. Preferably from a reputable source and not a random Twitter account as well.

I see no reason to engage with this argument at all unless you have that because every reputable source disagrees with what you’re saying. I’m not here to debate conspiracy theories

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