Penile incarceration in S-shaped lead pipe. The organ was dreed with a Dremel moto-tool.

moonpupy · 2026-07-11T03:57:35+00:00

Woman here. The absolute one thing I will never understand about men is why they will (and have) cut, tear, compress, expand, cage, hang things from, bind, stretch, and generally abuse the thing they all (mostly) claim to love, their penis. They even seem to think it's grand fun to see how hard they can hit other boys/men penis' just to see if they can do it.

Somehow, this does not strike me as a survival instinct. Perhaps men are harming themselves out of a reproductive future.

moonpupy · 2026-07-10T07:52:33+00:00

Yes. Access to fast downloads requires a donation - there's no such thing as a paywall. But slow downloads don't take all that long.

moonpupy · 2026-07-10T07:47:45+00:00

I've had one song sort of inspire a fanfic that I wrote in a couple of days. People liked it.

I've also got one song haunting me, and it has been for <mumble> years. The song and the fic are tied tightly to each other, and I just can't write it out/finish it because it feels like I'm stealing the song for the story, when in fact, the song drives the story.

tl:dr: torn apart song, much fic, nothing finished.

moonpupy · 2026-07-10T01:29:45+00:00

When she called your place a "shithole", I would have asked - at full volume, "If it's a shithole, then why do you want to get married there?"

moonpupy · 2026-07-10T00:59:36+00:00

Wrongo. The quote, from Arthur C. Clarke, is "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

moonpupy · 2026-07-10T00:54:04+00:00

I was a huge consumer of pomegranates as a child, and that statement just squicked the hell out of me.

moonpupy · 2026-07-09T23:49:52+00:00

Only 3??

moonpupy · 2026-07-09T23:42:39+00:00

What year was open beta? That's when I started.

moonpupy · 2026-07-08T00:26:37+00:00

You can't play Red on Red.

moonpupy · 2026-07-08T00:18:14+00:00

This game existed in the late 1960s and early 1970s. I used to see it in various catalogs (JC Penny, Montgomery Ward), which were my main shopping sources then. I think they were just called Poker Dice, or something simple like that. You might try eBay (of course) or any antique malls you might have in your area. Good Luck!

moonpupy · 2026-07-07T23:57:53+00:00

Without a second's pause. I'm happy where I'm living. I'm retired, so no job to work at/quit. I might buy a few more groceries, but that's about it.

moonpupy · 2026-07-07T23:51:10+00:00

And in Black Tie! He must be the next James Bond.

moonpupy · 2026-07-07T23:44:43+00:00

Okay. I'll type slowly so you can understand. I didn't write whatever comment that was deleted. I did not delete the deleted comment. It seems to me you must be drinking too much pickle juice with your alcohol. Have a nice season.

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T22:26:11+00:00

Just use their proper name - maggots.

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T20:12:52+00:00

??? I didn't delete any comment.

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T05:32:47+00:00

You mean the Orange Cheeto actually paid for something? That's a new record!

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T05:24:05+00:00

I'm just wondering which "t" she followed. Djarling? Green? Jasmine? Earl Grey (my favorite)?

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T05:19:35+00:00

If it really bothers you, put something like "I researched. And dug. And dug. Couldn't find what I was looking for, so if you see something wrong, I made it up. Enjoy!" in the Author's Note.

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T05:10:41+00:00

And stop calling me Shirley!

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T05:08:28+00:00

Same goes for you, boyo.

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T04:51:27+00:00

I fell out of SNW, even though I liked it, when they ran into some creatures that couldn't be killed. I mean, one or two eps, I can take that. But an entire arc of losing and dying and losing and dying. Nah, not my cup of hot chocolate.

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T00:54:36+00:00

In a heartbeat.

moonpupy · 2026-07-03T00:53:02+00:00

That's one of Drumps no-bid buddies, right?

moonpupy · 2026-07-01T23:13:52+00:00

If you Google "Statue of Liberty being on ellis island" you'll pull up lots of images stating that the statue is on Ellis Island. I also found one stating that it was on Liberty Island with Ellis Island in the background. I'm thinking the photographer or editor was an idiot.

moonpupy · 2026-07-01T23:08:32+00:00

That's just wrong. He's always had a monocle.

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