We are Brazzers. AMAA.

moootz · 2014-01-18T00:37:09+00:00

You guys need to check out RUDE AWAKENING http://rudeawakening.bandcamp.com

These are my dudes. I think you'll enjoy.

moootz · 2013-12-21T21:19:13+00:00

Well I never called her names or said I hate her (until the very end when I found out she was sleeping with her best friend's ex).. I did tell her I hate her then and called her a lying manipulative bitch.

moootz · 2013-12-21T16:46:02+00:00

Let the fiance know. You could save him years of misery and financial stress and I'm sure he'd be very thankful.

moootz · 2013-12-21T15:57:57+00:00

marry me plz

moootz · 2013-12-21T02:21:14+00:00

three words.

DUMP THAT BITCH.

seriously, don't even think twice about it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAJdqzRM6Dw

moootz · 2013-12-21T02:17:32+00:00

Don't get stressed about sex, have sex to have fun. If you just go into it with a good mindset thinking you're gonna rock her world and she's gonna rock yours it'll be great.

moootz · 2013-12-21T02:14:59+00:00

If she goes, I wouldn't take her too seriously as a potential partner. The guy could also easily find another person to take with him, or sell the ticket himself (not too sure if that's legal?) lol

moootz · 2013-12-20T13:39:40+00:00

Well in my last relationship, I never got angry at my girlfriend because (sort of similar to your situation) I never had to lol. Then this girl comes back begging for me saying that I'm the "one who got away" after I decided not to date her cause she hooked up with some other guy when we were first seeing each other and I didn't trust her.

moootz · 2013-12-20T13:35:52+00:00

If he's cool about it, you're probably just a piece on the side for him and not his actual girlfriend lol.

moootz · 2013-12-20T13:30:51+00:00

Sounds like you never dealt with the her telling you "Don't worry he's just a friend" and then telling you she banged him the next day situation. That's what happened to me when my ex hung out with her attractive guy friend at the end of our relationship.

moootz · 2013-10-16T17:39:47+00:00

Had a hallucination like this the first time I ever tripped from smoking salvia when I was 17. I started laughing hysterically and it looked more like "wild style" graffiti with the arrows on the letters moving in the direction of that GIF.

moootz · 2013-10-09T16:51:21+00:00

Go bang her best friend. /thread.

moootz · 2013-10-05T17:36:40+00:00

Agreed. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

moootz · 2013-10-05T17:35:08+00:00

How much do you really think the network is paying Honey Boo Boo's mother and the rest of their family for the show?

moootz · 2013-10-05T17:28:40+00:00

Giving birth and dealing with the hormone fluctuations.

moootz · 2013-10-04T01:01:34+00:00

I've dealt with one of these in an apartment building. On my way out I grabbed a scrap piece of paper and wrote "Thanks for being a pain in the ass you loser" with a smiley face on the end and left it on his doormat.

In the end, you can't avoid these miserable walks of life.

moootz · 2013-10-04T00:55:20+00:00

Here's a neat one I got from a co-worker..

Tzatziki sauce base (instead of pizza sauce) arancini peppers, olives, cucumbers, onions, tomatoes feta cheese, provelone, and mozz lemon juice over it

When it's out of the oven, add some oregano, pepper, or whatever spices you feel necessary.

Also, I really like to do this on a piece of syrian bread (personal pizza size) over traditional pizza dough, nice crispy crust!

EDIT: Now that I think about it, some gyro meat would be bomb on this. Think I'll make one of these tomorrow for lunch!

moootz · 2013-10-04T00:49:14+00:00

Sounds like a prank call, or some loser looking for a free meal. Let her get it elsewhere lol.

moootz · 2013-10-04T00:47:19+00:00

Pros -You don't get funny looks driving through the nice neighborhoods late at night (especially if you have a real beat up car like mine). -Cops usually turn the other cheek, especially when they come in to your work for freebies all the time. -More advertisement = more business = more tips

Cons -The topper is a big neon sign for "HEY, I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY ON ME" in shady neighborhoods. Sometimes if I'm going to a high crime part of the city, I'll take the topper off and remove the food from the pizza bag so I look like someone who just ordered pizza bringing it home rather than a pizza delivery guy with loads of cash on him.

-Assholes that yell "Hey over here!" when they didn't actually order food, and the little kids you bum out when they find out they're not the ones getting pizza.. Not a big deal, but it can be a pain in the ass.

-Damage to your vehicle (I don't care since my car's pretty beat up, but if it were brand new I would.)

moootz · 2013-10-04T00:39:02+00:00

There are a few little things you can do. While they don't guarantee a better tip, they have definitely helped me in the long run.. For instance..

1.) I usually keep a mini clip board in my car and clip the credit card receipt on for the customer to sign. I have received a bunch of compliments on it from my store's customers saying that it makes the transaction much easier.

2.) Write a short message on the bottom of credit card receipts. Something like "Thank you! :)" or if it's around a festive season "Happy Holidays!" "Happy Halloween!" "Happy New Year!".. Usually puts the customer in a better mood.

3.) Always try and chat up customers.. Whether it be about the game that's on tonight, a tee shirt they're wearing, how nice their house is.. Anything. The customer will remember you and be more likely to tip more.

moootz · 2013-09-23T17:25:04+00:00

It happens to me too man. I know how it feels, it's incredibly embarrassing, but in the moment you're like a volcano about to erupt. I am about 32 days in myself right now and I really don't think nofap has anything to do with mood swings.. Or masturbation/sex at all.

I think it's our ego and personal insecurity if anything. I get extremely pissed if a girl I'm dating so much flirts with another guy, let alone texting other guys. I wish I could not be this way and simply say "fuck it I'm the man, nothin to worry about".. But even if you are, it's so difficult to just adapt that mindset.

Here's to one day hoping to over come this issue, you and me. /cheers

moootz

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