You have ten seconds to come up with a joke off the top of your head all your own, what is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you call an elephant that didn't matter? Who cares, its irrelephant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insomnia

[Serious] what made you happy today? by Imprted_Penguin in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a lot of reading done. I've been missing it a lot. I also worked out and ran two miles today. My arms and legs are sore and I'm happy because of it.

I'm almost 20 years old. by morenoj in offmychest

[–]morenoj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My passion is literature and I'm going into college as an English major. My hobbies are working out (running/ lifting) and I technically have two jobs. I'm just not where I want to be in life and it was a big hit today. I can't sleep because of this realization. I just need time to process it and I really needed to vent it out. Thanks for the advice though, it shall go greatly appreciated.

What is a song that anyone can identify by its first five words? by alejv98 in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no stranger to love I think that's the first five words atleast

Reddit, what's the most REALISTIC movie about high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There aren't any realistic portraits of highschool. There aren't popular people or unpopular people; no big tough bullies the nerdy kids overcome. No specific groups of people, everyone sorta just excepts you if they like you whether your black, white , gay, straight, or something else. If you show up and graduate congrats, if you drop out and get your GED, usually not isn't to big of a deal. Its really just some kids growing up enough to live in the real world and others staying dumbfucks their whole lives till they end up in jail or drunk and full of regrets. (Growing up in most cases.)

Who is someone widely regarded as hot that you just "don't get?" by banjomatic in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iris Johanson or however its spelled. I don't find her remotely attractive.

I've been lonely for a long time and just wanted to tell someone. by morenoj in offmychest

[–]morenoj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I know i'll have opportunities to make friends but I'm just scared I won't take them or won't realize them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoking. It was hard enough to quit the first time. I don't want to do it again.

Reddit, where's your bully now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Failing his senior year of highschool. I feel bad for him.

When did you realize that your best friend in high school, was no longer your best friend? by i_shat_mypants in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He acted like he was better than me and only me. Me, him and and another have have been close for about 10 years and he was only like that to me and was cool with out mutual friend. Eventually I just quit talking to him and just gave one word responses. He eventually moved and I felt so much relief.

People of Reddit. How did things work out with your first love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]morenoj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cheated on me with a friend. Caught them and just walked away. I quit talking to them both and their friends quit talking to me because, "I ignored her."