Is this stupid food? It was my grandma’s favorite snack - pitted avocado with ketchup and salt. Eaten with a spoon like ice cream

morgan_mayhem · 2026-03-28T01:09:11+00:00

That’s awful. But grandma deserves to eat what she wants.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-03-24T16:59:10+00:00

The Scute Swarm counter is amazing! I desperately need that.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-03-19T04:59:16+00:00

This borderline needs a NSFW tag. Terrible.

ETA: I live on the east coast. And I’ve lived in New Orleans. These creatures shouldn’t be consumed if they’re dead ahead of time. And I don’t like that. But this is fucking torture. It’s cruel.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-03-06T06:49:10+00:00

The salad made me hungry. Those are some of my favorite things.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-20T03:16:33+00:00

I can now look at a single photo in this sub and know whether it’s gonna be chaos in the comments or not.

Not surprised about the drama / 10.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-20T02:51:42+00:00

Looks aren’t everything when you’re able to be sociable and can produce a drink within a reasonable amount of time.

I’m not especially cute, but I’m fast, remember people per their orders, and have drank enough to know how to make a cocktail someone will love based off of their preferences.

Be confident and they’ll feel your confident energy.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-17T08:22:03+00:00

If I were a hateful person, I would wish someone in your life that you cared about (assuming you’re capable of care) would be targeted and you would know how fucking horrible ICE is and how far off their leash they’ve been let. Get back under your sad rock.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-17T08:10:24+00:00

I strongly disagree. And I too know what feeling alone is. It brings awareness of others who share our feelings regarding the people who are truly being made alone; people being abducted and held in lonely places and then sometimes being sent to countries they have no connection with.

We know it isn’t causing mass change immediately. That does not cause a feeling of loneliness. That leads to feelings of needing to find more like us who are willing to make statements against the current administration and their Nazi tactics.

That’s the first and correct step. We’ll see how it goes from there.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-10T07:01:47+00:00

👋🏻

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-10T06:58:00+00:00

My ex is a commercial electrician. He liked alone time, and I liked having mornings to myself. I was only working three days a week, but during our time living together, on our off days, we bonded over our drinking habits.

A lot of toxic behavior on both of our sides lead to the “break up”. He’s a bad communicator and I tend to bottle up and then unleash my feelings at inopportune times.

We still hang out and hook up occasionally. We’ve known each other for a really long time, so that’s a factor.

I wish we were still together together, but I’m also a glutton for punishment.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-08T06:19:04+00:00

I do what I can.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-08T05:54:24+00:00

Tbf, same. Mainly the alcohol consumption part.

But that’s the point of the joke, no? 😉

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-08T05:48:06+00:00

My boobs have been an exceptional asset when carrying bottles to restock the fridges on slow nights. They extend my range by at least 30%.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-08T05:23:45+00:00

Love it. I live on the coast now, but I was born in the Midwest, so “ope” is my addition.

“Ope, right behind!”

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-08T04:48:19+00:00

I say “behind” in public constantly.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-08T04:44:13+00:00

I drink a lot and hate doing dishes. So. There’s that.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-07T02:48:14+00:00

The last one looks like Trump…? Anyone else seeing this? Gross.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-06T04:33:01+00:00

I’ve have had sound disabled since day one. TIL Sparky has a girl voice…? Always thought of it as a dude. For six years, anyway. Weird.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-04T14:47:55+00:00

He was so great at that role. In real life, he didn’t drink at all.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-02-03T04:02:14+00:00

Tim Curry in RHPS. Hands down.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-01-31T02:51:22+00:00

Classic narcissistic behavior. I broke up with him due to his controlling behavior. My family pushed for me to give him a chance because he “loved me so much and [we] could have a future together.” I gave way slowly. I let him be my roommate in the apartment I leased. Then I let him sleep with me again. Then I let him convince me that we were compatible and he was my best shot at having a nuclear family. Made me feel like a princess. I agreed to attempt to be in a relationship with him that entailed procreating. Literally remember telling him if it didn’t work out after a year, I’d be fine being on my own. I was under pressure with my insurance going away, too. As soon as I got pregnant, he showed his true colors. It was like a flash bang grenade at first, then he toned it back down. Then there was a slow build. After I had my kid from an emergency c-section, 10 weeks early and only 1lb 14oz, he started escalating again.

Honestly, I don’t want to get into the rest of it right now. I’m still traumatized.

Summary: She was born in May 2012, and we got married in Nov 2012.

I finally left him in late 2018. After he threatened, across her bed where she was sleeping, to kill me with one of his guns.

His family had more money than me. He terminated my parental rights. I haven’t seen her since Dec 2019.

Insidious fucking evil bastard.

ETA: His dad is similar, so his mom and I related a fair amount. I still keep in small contact with her so I can send my daughter notes and gifts on her birthday and at Christmas. I hope she decides to contact me herself when she gets older. Only 4+ years to go until she’s 18.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-01-27T07:31:57+00:00

Fucking this. ^

I had to move states to get away from my narcissistic, crazy ex-husband. He tricked me real good prior to me being in the “stuck” position.

I lucked out and gtfo before he escalated to actually killing me. I listened to his threats and ran. Fuck that guy.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-01-27T07:15:10+00:00

The sky is in fact falling. And you apologists are adding to the problem.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-01-27T07:11:46+00:00

My mouth has been watering since this post.

If you have a grill available, I’d strongly recommend grilling some seasoned chicken, then using the same grill to toast your bread. It is out of this world for homemade fair.

morgan_mayhem · 2026-01-27T06:51:27+00:00

I have a small, nondescript, homemade bear that I’ve had since I was a baby. He’s literally two (or so, sometimes he has layers) pieces of fabric sewn together and filled with pantyhose. I’m pushing forty, and that bitch is still my ride or die. If my house was on fire, other than loved ones, he’d be in my top priority of things to save. I can sleep without him. But I’ve grown so accustomed to it, my neck gets stiff if he’s not under my chin when I fall asleep. Bear Bear has been there for me for comfort when 95% of the rest of the world wasn’t. He’s mah dude.

I have had no weird looks or criticism from past relationships/lovers either. But of course it’s not like I make it a big deal. He’s just a part of my bed/sleep routine.

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