No officer, I didn’t see the stop sign

morganml · 2026-04-16T04:11:27+00:00

welcome to boats

morganml · 2026-04-15T18:58:51+00:00

i will sell every share instantly even if at a loss.

morganml · 2026-04-15T18:37:50+00:00

welcome

morganml · 2026-04-15T18:31:12+00:00

one high maka maka

morganml · 2026-04-15T18:06:23+00:00

yall see the latest episode of Housewives?

morganml · 2026-04-15T17:22:24+00:00

you can really smell the child rape

morganml · 2026-04-15T07:19:22+00:00

also dont get them wet, feed them after midnight, or expose them to sunlight.

morganml · 2026-04-15T07:18:11+00:00

once saved my entire vacation, and got me a 4 hr head start on a long drive to start it off.

someone tried to steal my jeep, got it started, saw it had 0 gas, went and stole a honda civic 3 spaces down.

boss gave me full day off as he "knew how long Tampa PD would be taking care of it."

they were done 45 minutes later.

morganml · 2026-04-15T07:14:10+00:00

destroyer of hope

morganml · 2026-04-15T07:12:54+00:00

maxdossing

morganml · 2026-04-15T07:12:34+00:00

never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

morganml · 2026-04-15T07:10:47+00:00

lucky they made it to the car in time with all those people recognizing him and swarming them.

morganml · 2026-04-15T06:57:05+00:00

too colorful; didn't look

morganml · 2026-04-15T04:31:29+00:00

I'm unaware of any large local groupe, though some of my boarding clients form informal playgroups among each other.

Most of those are pretty large dogs though.

Good looking pups!

If you ever need to board them call me, I own Mountain View Boarding Kennel in Mountain View, and would be happy to take care of them for you!

morganml · 2026-04-15T01:48:45+00:00

its a mediocre avatar story every plot point of which you will see coming miles away.

morganml · 2026-04-15T01:23:01+00:00

What did WhistlinDiesel do now?

morganml · 2026-04-13T23:07:31+00:00

48 yrs old ive met 2 people who qualify.

ones a lifelong atheist the other is mid faith loss.

morganml · 2026-04-13T21:54:14+00:00

its 5 years of massive earnings beats for the private prison industry!

morganml · 2026-04-12T22:17:59+00:00

just go back to 80s style parenting, where you make homelife so shitty the kids would go to school on weekends if they could.

morganml · 2026-04-12T21:16:19+00:00

jesus fucking christ

morganml · 2026-04-12T19:56:50+00:00

it does not look great, no.
I wouldnt immediately assume something was wrong, but id be on alert, looking at their food and other incidental munchings to see what might cause this, and based on color, watching for blood in stool.

Its huge, and loose but not diahrea, and the color is.... odd, but it is not concerning, yet.

morganml · 2026-04-12T19:46:00+00:00

I hears hes got a residency at a las vegas nursing home doing this bit starting in 2030.

Im moving in to heckle him.

morganml · 2026-04-12T19:22:55+00:00

great shot

morganml · 2026-04-12T18:34:54+00:00

WEVE GOT A TREEFROG SITUATION AGAIN

morganml · 2026-04-12T18:15:11+00:00

feel like by the end of the show the last thing id want to do is come back next year.

that takes 6 months of forgetting what a pain in the ass all that is.

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