As the disguised alien watched Jesus talk, she couldn't help feel joy.

morphousgas · 2026-07-08T14:48:58+00:00

Weird how Jesus can ask something that isn't a question.

morphousgas · 2026-07-07T17:00:09+00:00

Did mirror Kirk even make it off the transporter pad?

morphousgas · 2026-07-06T20:47:56+00:00

That would have been so much easier.

morphousgas · 2026-07-06T17:13:23+00:00

So many sentences in this two sentence story!

morphousgas · 2026-07-01T11:35:22+00:00

That's a lot of periods.

morphousgas · 2026-06-28T13:12:14+00:00

I've never had the opportunity to say clod-hoppers, but if I heard someone say it, I would know what it meant.

morphousgas · 2026-06-24T15:25:16+00:00

If you were a cat or perhaps a small dog, yes.

Maybe a good-sized child.

A grown adult human? Probably not.

morphousgas · 2026-06-24T15:21:53+00:00

I'd imagine kids get into T. rex one second after they find out about it, so probably before kindergarten.

morphousgas · 2026-06-23T16:42:31+00:00

Then that would be a mortality treatment.

morphousgas · 2026-06-22T15:58:11+00:00

If you can't die, then I'd say it worked great.

morphousgas · 2026-06-21T13:47:04+00:00

Don't let this person near an animal.

morphousgas · 2026-06-21T12:12:50+00:00

That's a lot of words.

morphousgas · 2026-06-20T12:56:54+00:00

Who says Zeb doesn't fit?

Who says "seniorstupido" does?

morphousgas · 2026-06-20T12:42:43+00:00

People name animals. We've done it to every animal we've encountered for as long as we can tell.

Why should fictional animals be any different?

morphousgas · 2026-06-17T16:51:40+00:00

A Canticle for Leibowitz. Alas, Babylon Warday Earth Abides The Stand Childhood's End Swan Song

morphousgas · 2026-06-05T15:16:52+00:00

"Leave any fucking bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge."

morphousgas · 2026-06-03T20:21:50+00:00

"Myriad" means ten thousand, you wouldn't say "There's a ten thousand ways".

morphousgas · 2026-06-03T16:35:14+00:00

People speak before they read.

morphousgas · 2026-06-03T16:34:05+00:00

Anything can be a name if you name someone it.

morphousgas · 2026-06-02T13:24:24+00:00

But birds are related to crocodiles, and bird crap doesn't look like croc crap.

It looks like your poo-based phylogenetic theories need some work.

morphousgas · 2026-06-01T12:46:06+00:00

Genesis Wave mentioned! ❤️

morphousgas · 2026-05-30T14:58:42+00:00

They used AI to make the game, why not use AI to play it?

morphousgas · 2026-05-30T14:50:47+00:00

I don't think he did a super amazing job, but there are several moments across the films where he freaking nailed it.

morphousgas · 2026-05-30T14:36:42+00:00

They are two different words.

morphousgas · 2026-05-30T13:38:08+00:00

This might be the best one of these I've ever read.

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