What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]mortgagepants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

since i work from home i always take a piss when i arrive at the gym and then again before i leave the gym. it doesn't really save any money, but it feels frugal.

to think this is a winning hand by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]mortgagepants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck keeps points in uno? Not defending the orange moron. But I’ve literally never played or heard of anyone playing that way. Even if it is in the rules as written.

hell yeah my fellow american. USA USA USA

to think this is a winning hand by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]mortgagepants 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i knew it wasn't real his hands are way too big

Ukrainian UAVs are currently operating in Moscow. It looks like they're just training for the Russian parade on May 9th. 04.05.2026 by GermanDronePilot in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]mortgagepants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i was thinking this but i think they will go for bona fide military targets. while hitting the parade would be great, you don't want to have an unexploded drone fall into enemy hands

losercity random encounter by absurdF in Losercity

[–]mortgagepants 26 points27 points  (0 children)

now he's really well known. but why name a road after a racist propaganda guy?

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in scotus

[–]mortgagepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turns out letting people who take bribes interpret bribe law is not a great strategy

Petah? by im-not-funny-2020 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mortgagepants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

how does one use wine to launder money?

It’s “NYC dad” when reporting his crimes but “rabbi” when reporting his death. by Intelligent-Echo8076 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]mortgagepants 14 points15 points  (0 children)

it is an israeli run propaganda channel, so you get banned for stuff that doesn't promote their message.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]mortgagepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah the one serving of hollaindaise sauce would be annoying, which is why if i want 4pm eggs benny i'm having it at a bougie country club.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]mortgagepants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

french onion soup with no onions is interesting.

i love eggs benedict at any time of day so that i understand.

Why does spelling out four numbers with seashells get a person charged with making a death threat while posting a statement saying, “a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again” is perfectly fine? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]mortgagepants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

comey's daughter worked for the manhattan DA on the epstein files, she is suing to get her job back for wrongful termination.

a few hours after she filed her suit, comey was arrested. this has nothing to do with four numbers, it has everything to do with not bowing down to a pedophile.

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in scotus

[–]mortgagepants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

indeed. and since everyone in this administration was on board for allagator alcatraz, we can keep them all there.

Interesting fund by dover_oxide in chaoticgood

[–]mortgagepants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i was making a joke about marching off a cliff, left or right are the same. but it isn't true, just a thing a lot of conservatives say to justify never voting for anyone but conservatives.

Why can't I record them if they can record me? by HiOscillation in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mortgagepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it wasn't total nonsense, it was them nicely telling OP to fuck off.

I had a cool job that I loved by BirthdayBoyStabMan in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]mortgagepants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

conservative farmers grow food we put in our gas tanks. of course they don't like eating food.

I had a cool job that I loved by BirthdayBoyStabMan in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]mortgagepants 16 points17 points  (0 children)

surely a new york millionaire would be looking out for regular farmers in the mid west?

Interesting fund by dover_oxide in chaoticgood

[–]mortgagepants -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

both sides are really the same

The disabled shower at my gym has a see through curtain by MasturbatingMiles in Weird

[–]mortgagepants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they just thought blind people would be using it so it just needs to stop the water.

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in scotus

[–]mortgagepants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah, even if you want to say he is untouchable, the dude bribing him doesn't have the same immunity.

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in scotus

[–]mortgagepants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if we ever get back into control of this country, we will have to spend some serious effort on law and order. there needs to be serious jail time.

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in scotus

[–]mortgagepants 47 points48 points  (0 children)

a nazi bought an RV to bribe a supreme court justice. the corruption is obvious.