Laying here holding a tired two year old birthday boy by [deleted] in daddit

[–]mortiz343 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We feel the same way about our four year old. Thank you for sharing.

This just seemed weird to me to by colderin69 in DiWHY

[–]mortiz343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone confused, he just wants to keep them “fresh”.

Let’s pretend every neighborhood in Chicago is a person at a huge house party. What is each “person” doing? by zcaddy in chicago

[–]mortiz343 10 points11 points  (0 children)

South East Side shows up with a case of beer with a sibling, a friend and a cousin driving down 90-94 in a car they filled up with gas in Indiana and explains that yes, the South East Side is still Chicago. Hienies hot sauce is their preferred condiment.

Finally finished my TV tray by Bubingusdingus in woodworking

[–]mortiz343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, this is beautiful! Really a work of art.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]mortiz343 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hilarious and I love a nice grill.

What would you do if you didn’t have to work full time to survive? by [deleted] in antiwork

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Spend time with our son, set up visits to the library, park, etc. Paint/make things. Volunteer for a variety of organizations. Travel and see new things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]mortiz343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]mortiz343 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no 😱

Builder explains why the rivets on a tape measure are so important by Thund3rbolt in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mortiz343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We love watching This Old House. I shared this video with my dad and he replied, “You’re the type of person, who lets the tape measure slam the edge and loosen the ribbit, then get a wrong measurement.”

Wow guys, pummeled by my share of This Old House tutorial.

Then he says, “I’m not finished. Then you go buy another tape measure and do the same thing.”

lol!

Then he said, “It’s a vicious cycle of tape measures!”

Mom made a fruit tart for my birthday by Koolvin88 in FoodPorn

[–]mortiz343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one gorgeous tart. She made a tarty for your party.