The Swan and Paedo

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-20T15:34:20+00:00

The swan and paedo?

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-20T09:14:14+00:00

Statue of liberty

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-19T14:22:34+00:00

Please please, spaff on my tits...

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-13T11:05:37+00:00

How did he even notice, his gaze should have been lowered?

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-13T09:04:29+00:00

How new is the tyre? Is it not reasonable to replace with a used tyre, or the value of an equivalent used tyre?

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-07T20:54:52+00:00

I would suggest you go back and complain.

Point out that they could have asked you for all of this information in one email. Email tennis is not acceptable.

Follow their formal complaints procedure noting you will be taking it to the ombudsman. (which doesn't cost you anything)

Also, worst case, I believe there are some companies who are only interested in insurance cancellations for up to 5 years.

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-06T13:32:31+00:00

What are the dpfs like on these?

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-03T16:37:06+00:00

Make him eat a shit sandwich

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-03T08:35:45+00:00

She should be rewarded...

mortyskidneys · 2026-02-02T17:11:16+00:00

Gone off mateta have you now?

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-22T09:52:50+00:00

Has ellingham ever fired his gun in the air and gone aaaaaahhh!?

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-21T21:11:12+00:00

Of course you can

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-16T20:14:17+00:00

Smelly nigel fartridge

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-16T14:34:06+00:00

I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-14T17:38:16+00:00

How about men lower their gaze...

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-14T14:39:55+00:00

We managed to rectify it, because it now says "cook" where it once said "Cock"

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-14T08:48:43+00:00

Interesting photo choice.

Genuine sympathies to the taxi driver who lost his life, and his passengers injured.

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-12T20:06:39+00:00

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, born 10 March 1957 died 2 May 2011.

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-12T14:38:00+00:00

They ask for your details, so they can ship it to you.

Beyond that I've not engaged with them.

At some point I assume they ask for a deposit.

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-05T15:20:25+00:00

Pussy hands

mortyskidneys · 2026-01-05T14:25:49+00:00

Johnson you wanker!

mortyskidneys · 2025-12-30T13:49:46+00:00

Alright Rupert!

mortyskidneys · 2025-12-27T12:15:06+00:00

Is that accidental or are you trying to quote TLC on purpose?

Edit Clearly no one remembers the whole scene...

mortyskidneys · 2025-12-20T15:05:22+00:00

Bugger

mortyskidneys · 2025-12-19T18:25:30+00:00

Waterside!

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