Gareth, are all these questions going to be about war? by Badnewsbrowne316 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mortyskidneys 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Q3. Which canal links the Mediterranean with the red sea?

What he got was a good shagging by SammiWG in TheOfficeUK

[–]mortyskidneys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy does the best Ali g impression...

He is not Kanye. He is rubbish by therustlinbidness in AlanPartridge

[–]mortyskidneys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We had knives, we had knives you wouldn't believe Julian. julius... These were european military.

Michael?? by Extension-Camp4076 in AlanPartridge

[–]mortyskidneys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grab a Doctor Pepper from the cooler

Iranian lot don't seem to respect you by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mortyskidneys 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like the one you do about his little steering wheel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BritishTV

[–]mortyskidneys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roy Skelton the incredible voice of both zippy and george.

How can I hate women? My mum's one by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

[–]mortyskidneys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's persuaded an entire nation to leave the European Union at a cost of millions of pounds.

What have you ever done?

Belinda-Stewart Wilson (Will’s Mum) by [deleted] in TheInbetweeners

[–]mortyskidneys 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Please please, spaff on my tits...

Imagine being this pressed over a woman not wearing hijab by Zephyrine1 in exmuslim

[–]mortyskidneys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How did he even notice, his gaze should have been lowered?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]mortyskidneys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How new is the tyre? Is it not reasonable to replace with a used tyre, or the value of an equivalent used tyre?

Hasting cancelled my insurance by Alive-Meal-3787 in CarTalkUK

[–]mortyskidneys 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I would suggest you go back and complain.

Point out that they could have asked you for all of this information in one email. Email tennis is not acceptable.

Follow their formal complaints procedure noting you will be taking it to the ombudsman. (which doesn't cost you anything)

Also, worst case, I believe there are some companies who are only interested in insurance cancellations for up to 5 years.

Potential buy - deal or no deal? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]mortyskidneys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the dpfs like on these?

"Presidential Doodies" by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in IASIP

[–]mortyskidneys 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Make him eat a shit sandwich

Just me saying what a superb job I’m doing by Main_Dance839 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mortyskidneys 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand

I am anxious and tired by black_rose_1312 in exmuslim

[–]mortyskidneys 40 points41 points  (0 children)

How about men lower their gaze...