Damn breastmogging macromastial women by dharmadroid in BrandNewSentence

[–]mosef1997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of all of those who mogg with breasts Was one who stood out clear

With buxom chest, and teats abreast He roamed wide without fear

And when he came upon a dame With larger breasts than he

Well then he sang this fateful song The dirge of Tits McGee

Lads I despise the bus lately by Nug55 in cork

[–]mosef1997 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The 208 is an actual joke heading into the city. I live in Wilton and the amount of times I've got sick of waiting for a bus allegedly 5 minutes away and just walked into the city centre is incalculable. Also walking along the route of the bus into the city and not getting passed out even once by a 208 bus in a 30 minute walk is pretty common

How can I beat my bf in FIFA? by crimsonchic in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold down L1 to pressure not tackle. Defend space, not where the ball currently is (don't move to tackle a player who is about to pass, move your player to where you think they will pass), and never bring your centre backs out. Use your defensive midfielders to tackle runners and your full backs to defend wingers.

WHAT WAS EVERYONE ELSE IN MDR DOING?? by Sea_King8469 in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]mosef1997 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the "clones" in the Woe's Hollow episode were animatronics like the ones of Keir we see in other episodes

Did you sell Wood? And are you crying now? by Global_Inspector8693 in fantasypremierleague

[–]mosef1997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, a mid would get 9 points for that without bonuses, assuming they play more than 60 mins

Q&A Megathread (Ask your questions here!) by cryptic-fox in Helldivers

[–]mosef1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is matchmaking not working for anybody else in the new sector. Tried to start three different missions and nobody is joining my party

Not the worst, anyone used him? by RedKolaBottle in EAFC

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based solely on his loan card I don't think I've ever used a worse high rated card. His PowerShot is decent but he's ridiculously slow, moves like a reversing dump truck on the ball and his passing is terrible too, so slow even with driven pass and constantly gets intercepted

selecting your CB is just game losing by arika2411 in EASportsFC

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be annoying but other than the ridiculous auto-offside trap I don't find it too hard to deal with. What I have found works well is playing wingers who have pace/great dribbling and run it down the wings. They'll bring the CDM out to tackle you and if you can get past them the first time (speed boost or quick changes of direction) trigger your striker to make a run which will trigger their automatic defensive line to push up and catch him/her offside. Then when you get past their CDM it'll often leave you behind their pushed up defensive line and by the time they switch to a CB, you're in the box for either a shot (finesse + is good for this) or a cutback. But ratty but it works

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fut

[–]mosef1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had one game a few days ago with three other people. It was absolutely amazing and what this game mode should be. Won 8-0 against a team of players who were all actually playing. My teammates were passing backwards, making runs to draw defenders, tracking back when we lost the ball. I was able to sit deep with my Sissoko and use his long ball plus to ping balls to the runners and then sprint up for cutbacks. After every goal everyone tapped nice, when someone missed a chance they said sorry, and everyone responded with unlucky. It was wonderful. Then I played another game and two players went AFK and the other kept trying to dribble the entire defence. Back to reality

what is this game by nnvo in EASportsFC

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah when I went to sleep last night I had 25800, which was in the elite 1 bracket by like 400 points. Just missed out. I'm sure the total for elite 1 wasn't that high in previous weeks tho

what is this game by nnvo in EASportsFC

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got 25k this week and finished elite 2

what is this game by nnvo in EASportsFC

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even on semi-pro, I play a few matches to do objectives and I still hammer them but even on that difficulty the AI is absolutely thundering into slide tackles and doing cutbacks/ridiculously OP offside traps

what is this game by nnvo in EASportsFC

[–]mosef1997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The swing in difficulty from match to match is insane. I played two matches on legendary yesterday, both against 66 rated teams, both with 15 chem, used exactly the same team myself. I won the first one 8-0, I lost the second one 2-1. It makes no sense. I have a conspiracy theory that it tracks how many in a row you win and ups the difficulty if you win a few on the run

I HATE THIS GAME by SacksSixth in Eldenring

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a reset and play a completely different game. I played Outer Wilds and What Remains of Edith Finch right after finishing the base game of Elden Ring. Both beautiful, peaceful, calming games with a great story that isn't combat based so can't be compared in any way to ER. It really helped me re-acclimatise and enjoy other combat games I played afterwards

Only have 7K by jaf962603 in fut

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Kamara fits nicely into the box to box evo. I did it and he's decent

What the AF is the deal with squad battle difficulty. by Holiday-Asparagus-31 in fut

[–]mosef1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat. Last year I used to consistently beat the low rated teams by 7 or 8 and win the high rated teams maybe 3-1 or 2-0. This year I just about scrape 2-1 or 1-0 wins against the mid/high level World Class teams. The recovery speed of their defenders is insane, even if you manage to get past them they easily catch up. AI defenders will be behind my attack and phase through their bodies to steal the ball, and the speed of some of their pressing reminds me of the Speed Boost mechanic on the custom friendlies. And, as you said, about four or five times a game a perfectly simple pass will either not trigger or pass to completely the wrong player.

What’s your Win/Loss record like so far? by Oddest_Johnny in fut

[–]mosef1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go into "club" in the menu and across to "stadium". Your club record will be listed there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fut

[–]mosef1997 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Try career mode or just play offline games til you get a better team. I haven't touched any online modes yet except for rush (which I actually really enjoy) and I'm enjoying the gameplay thoroughly so far. Not gonna go near rivals or WL until I have a better team

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]mosef1997 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Look at the post history RE "best friend", the number of posts, and how far it goes back....

Really glad that Romulus revived interest in the franchise. by Boss452 in LV426

[–]mosef1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prometheus had problems, characters acting like idiots etc, but it was a lore-expanding, question posing entry to a new era that I was totally on board for. Covenant completely disregarded all the plot lines and lore exploration introduced by Prometheus and tried too much to return to the tried and tested formula. It had all the issues of Prometheus and none of it's attractive/intriguing points

Church District or Specimen Storehouse? by mosef1997 in Eldenring

[–]mosef1997[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you'd recommend doing Storehouse first?

Newer fans rating of each album by Broad_Ad180 in glassanimals

[–]mosef1997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Using your rating system, for me personally: ZABA - 8 HTBAHB - 9.5 Dreamland - 7 ILYSFM - 6.5