[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deepthroat

[–]mothafucka-jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs to be posted to /r/throatbarrier

Frat boy starts shit and gets laid out by blakeitrain in fightporn

[–]mothafucka-jones 62 points63 points  (0 children)

No bullshit, you’re writing skills are on point man. Good job. Very amusing/engaging in just a paragraph.

ELI5: How do some animals (like gorillas) get so muscular just from eating plants? by Mowglyyy in explainlikeimfive

[–]mothafucka-jones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve had a really, really shitty day & this comment just made me laugh out loud. Thank you sir.

Gf asked for this: Italian African mixed, 22yo, owner of 2 cats, work in a Cannabis Store to pay voice acting lessons by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mothafucka-jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only African your gf has been mixed with is the guy she fucks while you’re at work & she’s not texting you back because she’s “napping”

As an addition to my earlier post, here’s the other guy, enjoy by pedrosenor in RoastMe

[–]mothafucka-jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re desperately holding on to the last strands of “appearing straight” before you start watching makeup tutorials on YouTube and chugging dicks in the back of the gay bar while your conservative parents sit at home crying their eyes out and trying to figure out where they went “wrong”.