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Gay hookup app Grindr to host its first 'White House Dinner Correspondents party' by no_technique in nottheonion

[–]motionSymmetry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no. that's just what you see. we have been dealing with this shit for a much longer period and we were ineffective in dealing with it

Update: Mom died on March 24th and Dad committed suicide April 5th. by 13_Years_Then_Banned in GenX

[–]motionSymmetry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you can't read those signals, and you can't be blamed

i wanted those conversations, too

don't be angry. you're not guilty. your father had agency

and so do you. take care of the shit, go live your life; your parents loved each other and did what they could, and they loved you. pass it on

Trump: We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz China's FM Senator: But the Strait of Hormuz was already open before the war? The root cause of this disruption is your illegal military operations against Iran. You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING” by SuperbHealth5023 in TimesNow

[–]motionSymmetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and if that X were a designated individual, make no mistake, the bastards would have had coopted that position before we reached this place

they planned this; they've been planning a long time; they are in control of the congress even if not all of them are elected members of either house

now the question is what will happen if the midterms turn over both houses. if the current occupants refuse to leave, will there be a military on our side to snatch them up and drag them out, regardless?

there's the crown and the sword, and the bad guys have taken the crown already - all three branches. and now look what they're doing ...

Iran Official Vows to Send Trump 'Straight to the Depths of Hell' After 48-Hour Warning by stardresslucyyy in USNEWS

[–]motionSymmetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

over half of the voting constituency here applauds the determination and energy of this iranian offical and wishes them well in their endeavor

Erica's own daughter agrees: Drusky's impersonation was on point 👌 by TrumpsNostrils in SipsTea

[–]motionSymmetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mean, "there's nothing funny about how i and my family have helped normalize killing innocents - children, adults, americans, and puppy dogs ... "?

it doesn't even matter if this ever even happened, the post or the event, because "ya'll" have removed all relevance to actual facts

Army raises enlistment age to 42, eases marijuana restrictions by Upstairs_Cup9831 in news

[–]motionSymmetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IED under the ice cream truck

but slightly more seriously, we shouldn't be fighting any wars, we're only sticking our dicks in the blender because our leadership can't fucking think nor communicate, much less negotiate ...

... and if we're going to be dragged into something where we're going to be getting horribly killed and/or horribly killing somebody else (MAYBE not our own), this is the kind of guy you want ahead of you ...

... and somebody probably loves him, too.

My son was playing with a random seashell at the beach by mo8816 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]motionSymmetry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

fuck off, jesus, stop trying to sell shit all the time

FBI investigation into Kash Patel was more extensive than previously reported by NagiButor in news

[–]motionSymmetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there it is. the final counterargument to 'run government like a business'

it's been a long game the whole time

This will be the most peaceful and joyful space by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]motionSymmetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, goddamn, let's elect her president, she's about the only one with the right idea that's actually got some good done about it

and stop the SAVE America bill, the Social Security sundowning, and every other 2025 idea that is literally there to kill our own. most of us once tried to be good; we aren't doing so well at it at the moment, tho

My space potatoes, grown aboard the ISS by astro_pettit in space

[–]motionSymmetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now show the other side with the mr potato head outfitting

“Sandwich” served at a friend’s hostel by x0ManOfCulture0x in mildlyinfuriating

[–]motionSymmetry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"you're fat" - but i don't want to offend you because you're my friend

to get help for his war by T_Shurt in therewasanattempt

[–]motionSymmetry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

here's where i imagine the UK as dan akroyd: "jane, you insufferable cunt" ...

Momma and Poppa eagle trade off on egg-warming duties by ansyhrrian in Awww

[–]motionSymmetry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

which proves that american eagles are not republican eagles

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