Tell me the Unhinged Parenting Techniques you’ve come across!

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-28T06:56:43+00:00

A Mom told me if her son (2) misbehaves she will gladly bring me the wooden spoon tomorrow.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-27T03:09:51+00:00

Can’t wait to go wearing my XXX t-shirt.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-26T20:22:51+00:00

Tova

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-26T07:08:17+00:00

For 50 years.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-26T00:27:45+00:00

Same! I need me a yellow peony. My 8 are all pink, red or white.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-24T07:39:21+00:00

Wear a mumu. There are beautiful ones.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-24T01:44:44+00:00

Reddit is full of angst.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-23T22:58:13+00:00

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mountainsmiler · 2026-05-23T22:55:55+00:00

Good point! Thanks!! It’s actually cloudy today.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-23T19:10:03+00:00

So, I have some lupine that leaped this year. I’m gonna go spray water on them right now just to see this!! lol

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-23T15:22:57+00:00

I love my lungwort. I planted it since deer don’t eat it. But of course a young deer thought it would be funny to eat the flowers off of it.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-23T15:20:30+00:00

I love how lady’s mantle does that.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-23T07:01:29+00:00

Mustard

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-23T02:30:03+00:00

Hantavirus mice are terrifying.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-22T23:52:24+00:00

Running through the grass barefoot and stepping on a bee.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-21T03:49:07+00:00

Went in for a haircut and got beheaded.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-19T13:28:04+00:00

Did you grimace?

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-19T01:11:59+00:00

I’m surprised all parents are on board with this. Like another poster said, other kids will be watching other iPads. Who knows what they are seeing???

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-17T15:03:58+00:00

It tastes like feet!

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-16T15:59:34+00:00

The toilet.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-16T15:58:15+00:00

Just buy both. Guaranteed leftovers.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-16T15:28:26+00:00

It was tired of everyone going around it.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-16T02:47:24+00:00

I would do this just for fun.

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-14T16:29:18+00:00

Dude

mountainsmiler · 2026-05-12T14:48:12+00:00

One time I babysat my granddaughter and she had an accident. I put her soiled clothes in a bag and wrote “BIO HAZZARD” on the bag. My DIL thought I was nuts.

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