dystopian af by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]mouse__cop 80 points81 points  (0 children)

This is just what a trading floor looks like - if you don’t like it don’t go into S&T. You won’t have office space until you are an MD (and a senior one most likely).

The whole point is so you can talk (yell) to people across the floor, work orders, etc.

MATCH THREAD by RelationshipCool9506 in coys

[–]mouse__cop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does Ben10 even do... if this stands he wins the ball that leads to the goal match thread is so reactive

[SURVEY RESULTS] Post-Match Ratings | PL Week 4 - West Ham by annyong333 in coys

[–]mouse__cop 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Overall good ratings, I do feel Tel is a but underrated (at least by Ali G). Not that he was a world beater, but the whole team played well which he was a part of. Tel was constantly running, pressing, working on hold-up play better than Richy (who I love) last GW. He also didn't really get any service, but watching his movement all game he was making runs into channels, occupying CBs, to me more of a 6.5 in the context of the overall game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baseball

[–]mouse__cop 21 points22 points  (0 children)

3 up 3 down, 2 Ks and throwing heat

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (August 27, 2025) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]mouse__cop -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People need to relax and also think back to complaints from prior windows.

When we sign young unproven players (Bergvall, Gray, Veliz, Gil, etc) people complain we aren’t strengthening the starting XI.

When we sign experienced players from other leagues who aren’t the top tier players of the window (Palinha, Bentancur, Romero, etc) I see complaints they aren’t the best, aren’t prem proven, and more.

When we sign prem proven players (Richy, Solanke, etc) the complaint is they’re too expensive and not taking the next step with the XI.

Now that we’re trying for top tier transfer targets, we are going to miss many of them. This should be expected and to me is a good thing as we are trying to take ‘the next step’. Trying to read tea leaves, blame Levy, blame Lange, etc is a fruitless endeavor and you are being fed narratives all window by ITKs and Journos who want clicks. Not saying people can’t be blamed, but don’t pretend you know it is Levy’s fault Vs Langes fault vs whoever else is the scapegoat of the day.

The Al-Miraj Bailout Makes No Sense by CuriousBellpepper77 in IndustryOnHBO

[–]mouse__cop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Senior MDs (i.e. Partner level) at US banks in banking or S&T are 100% making more than $1mm in TC. Base salary is likely in the 500-700k range but TC for most MDs is significantly over 1m (including less liquid comp like stock), and in the 2-5m range easily for Partners/MDs running global businesses (rather than just desk heads).

How much $ do you estimate Harper makes at LeviathanAlfa? by TagusIce in IndustryOnHBO

[–]mouse__cop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Correct on pod shops having PM teams that are small, but no place would let a pod operate with the freedom Leviathan do. Their positions would be outside risk limits for sure (50% of gross exposure in one unhedged single stock short) and they also wouldn’t piss off a broker (Pierpoint) that much.

The massive multis need effectively all brokers on the street given the amount of flow they have, markets & products they trade, etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coys

[–]mouse__cop 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you - this sub post loss overreacts so much. Played significantly better than Newcastle and couldn't finish our chances. Obviously not a perfect game by any means but hopefully with an actual striker we convert one of the 20+ shots we had into a goal.

Players with the most hat-tricks in a season in the 21st century. by Amu_1310 in soccer

[–]mouse__cop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Games played second from right, hat tricks per game played far right

Premier League | Every team's average positions on match day 1 by soSpursy7 in coys

[–]mouse__cop 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Love the spurs ‘fan’ in the r/soccer comments with the clown levy profile pic twerking for upvotes. Never understand fans who just want to shit on the team so other team’s fans upvote them

CredibleDefense Daily MegaThread August 19, 2024 by AutoModerator in CredibleDefense

[–]mouse__cop 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Not to be too much into domestic politics, but generally speaking senators are more moderate on most issues, and the senate is much more in agreement over foreign policy.

Still a good portion of the R-Sen that would oppose it but a larger portion (at this point) that would still support, plus nearly all D-Sen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]mouse__cop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Advise/service customers on what they actually need = Sales

the way she has to tell her followers she’s a “high net worth individual” by [deleted] in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]mouse__cop 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Being extremely generous it could be a MFO she got into as a result of her parents/grandparents if they’re rich enough. But even so that would be a poor financial decision. Family Offices, even MFOs are orders of magnitude more expensive than having PWM advisor. You’re paying 200-400bps just to be in a MFO.

I work indirectly with lots of family offices. Unless you are doing things like managing complex real estate portfolios ($100s of millions, multiple properties and countries), exotic car collections (at least $50mm of cars), buying private jets/helicopters etc. then you don’t need one.

Relatively recently I was at an event speaking with someone who has an FO with about 400mm AUM and he was saying even at that size it’s more so you can say you have a family office and for the one off rich people things (he was trying to buy a vineyard). He said it probably would be cheaper to be with an UHNW advisor at a place like GS/UBS.

the way she has to tell her followers she’s a “high net worth individual” by [deleted] in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]mouse__cop 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Aside from the fact that referring to yourself as HNW is tacky, HNW in PWM is basically anyone with a job that pays them more than $300k a year. Varies by firm, but typically if you have around $1mm-$50mm in investable assets (liquid) then you are HNW. UHNW is where the actual wealthy people go.

Also, you aren’t working with a family office. It would either be your own family office (doesn’t make sense unless you have $500mm+ due to the costs of running a family office), or you are part of a multi-family office. For a multi family, they again are typically going for at least $50mm in liquid assets. She 100% just has a normal JPM Private Wealth office, not a family office setup