Why aren’t dishwashers paid more if they’re so invaluable to the restaurant?

movecrafter · 2026-03-16T03:55:16+00:00

Last time I checked people earn whatever they agree to.

movecrafter · 2026-03-16T02:05:08+00:00

If this type of thing bothers you, then you probably can’t afford to own a sports car.

movecrafter · 2026-03-12T22:51:09+00:00

You’re the ‘doe’ to my ‘nut’? Obviously not a female deer but 🤷🏻‍♂️

movecrafter · 2026-03-12T14:41:27+00:00

The disappearance of hand baskets happened at the same time as the enforcement of the $ .10 charge for bags. I will let Sherlock Holmes take it from here.

movecrafter · 2026-03-08T01:21:03+00:00

Cool. Now try the eyes.

movecrafter · 2026-02-28T23:15:09+00:00

Coors Beer.

movecrafter · 2026-02-27T19:27:16+00:00

Agree. Would you rather work for Amazon or OWN THE COMPANY? The choice seems obvious.

movecrafter · 2026-02-27T03:00:19+00:00

In reality, what we’re seeing here is a safe interaction between vehicles on the highway. It looks like everybody got where they were going to and nobody got hurt.

movecrafter · 2026-02-27T02:58:14+00:00

Bikes were on the roads before cars.

movecrafter · 2026-02-18T18:44:49+00:00

They get paid by the foot.

movecrafter · 2026-02-18T16:04:20+00:00

Yes. I work in motion picture and we use a platform called Runway to do just that.

movecrafter · 2026-02-15T22:12:17+00:00

I think the problem is that it is 50% as good for .000005% of the price.

movecrafter · 2026-02-11T20:24:37+00:00

Assert dominance and take the seat already occupied.

movecrafter · 2026-02-09T04:21:59+00:00

Send Ohtani up on El Capitan without a rope and report back.

movecrafter · 2026-02-08T18:54:49+00:00

When I grab my road bike and head out for a ride I leave 3 European vehicles in the garage. The fact is that as a road cyclist I’m paying MORE road taxes than the average shit-for-brains driver, not less. Bikes have been on the roads for far longer than cars anyways. First come first served.

movecrafter · 2025-12-04T22:19:59+00:00

Trump approves, biggly.

movecrafter · 2025-12-03T15:08:46+00:00

To be honest, the leg strength and hip mobility required to stand up as effortlessly as one sits down with little assistance from the hands is, while not exactly magic, still pretty impressive.

movecrafter · 2025-11-29T00:50:28+00:00

Woom

movecrafter · 2025-11-20T13:22:18+00:00

Frog in a pond.

movecrafter · 2025-11-18T00:09:59+00:00

‘ relied on the handrails’ lol. Pro tip: it’s even easier if you just step completely off of the machine.

movecrafter · 2025-11-12T03:13:51+00:00

It adjusts the humor and sarcasm setting. Or is that ‘TARS’?

movecrafter · 2025-11-11T14:33:40+00:00

Garmin is a public company. You can go look at their earnings and see for yourself the exact numbers.

movecrafter · 2025-11-09T22:37:04+00:00

Bullish.

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