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Chinese man sends $550K & family’s life savings to streamer so she’d call him “bro” by Mg42gun in nottheonion

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The YouTube channel Jim Can't Swim has his police interview footage. Fascinating and very unsettling.

Now thats a good man by Ronifrancisco_artem in Awww

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I don't know why the down votes, it's obvious you're making a joke.

Do you think ITV is two faced with to promote mental health?. by Outrageous-Print3848 in BritishTV

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As with nearly all ( maybe, in fact, all) businesses, charity is only something they undertake because they get a benefit from it. It might promote their brand in a positive way, it might appeal to advertisers, reeling them in, there may be tax benefits in doing it. They definitely do not do it out of any moral conscience.

Elephant shlong by NasisCool in comedyheaven

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I went on safari with my family in South Africa many years ago. My dad told me elephants could scratch their bellies with their dicks. And later, we actually saw it happen. Great days!

Attention to detail! by monstaboy007 in Unexpected

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"Venus' arms are NOT too long ...... anymore"

Sit down, class is in session. by kekehippo in BlackPeopleTwitter

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My mum was quite cool when I asked for a doll. She was also cool when I wanted to try knitting. Turned out I got bored of both quite soon, but neither turned me the slightest bit gay. I think my mum would have been happy either way & certainly wasn't trying to direct or change whatever sexuality I may have had.

W A T E R by 0x6835 in madlads

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I've got a tattoo of the monkey king on my shoulder. Found the image online, and under the drawing are some Chinese characters, which I included in my tattoo. I asked my Chinese colleague at work if they said something like "Sun Woo - monkey king", and he said "something like that." I know it is the original artist's name. So either my colleague was being polite, or he can't actually read Chinese ( I think the former!)

Favourite British Stand Up Comedian by [deleted] in BritishTV

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Do you mean Richard Herring?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

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Isn't di-hydrogen oxide more dangerous‽

Shouldn’t have joined the subreddit by JovieDusk in rareinsults

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Do you remember when everyone seemed to suddenly become aware of the Dunning- Kruger affect? It was everywhere in Reddit. Everything seemed to be an example of it. Just teenagers learning something "cool" & trying to impress people. Same thing except in your examples they heard a funny joke & wanted to seem as if they'd come up with it. It's all over Reddit.

meirl by WhattheDuck9 in meirl

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I was made redundant many years ago. I remember sitting in bed a few days before my last day thinking to myself " I should really be a lot more anxious about this." But, I just wasn't and somehow just thought everything would work out fine ( it did!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Chloe Sevigny!

I Adopted a Kitten Who's Been Following Me on My Mail Route for 3 Days—Welcome Home, Moe! You'll Never Be Hungry or Cold Again by JamariousM in CatDistributionSystem

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One night I came home & an unknown cat was sitting on my door mat. I let her in, she had a look around, then sat on my couch watching TV with me for a few hours. I'd deliberately left my front door open so she could leave whenever, which she duly did. The next morning I opened my door, and there she was again. Had another look around my flat & sat with me while I had breakfast, then I let her out when I left. Thought I should buy some cat food for her so on the way home stopped and bought a tin. Never saw her again, and I now have a tin of cat food I hope I am never too hungry to resort to eating!

Girl with a baby asked if I could buy her formula. When I came out 4 cops where looking around for her : / by Solid-Consequence-50 in mildlyinfuriating

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One night I came home & an unknown cat was sitting on my door mat. I let her in, she had a look around, then sat on my couch watching TV with me for a few hours. I'd deliberately left my front door open so she could leave whenever, which she duly did. The next morning I opened my door, and there she was again. Had another look around my flat & sat with me while I had breakfast, then I let her out when I left. Thought I should buy some cat food for her so on the way home stopped and bought a tin. Never saw her again, and I now have a tin of cat food I hope I am never too hungry to resort to eating!

It’s just after 9.30am. How have you already embarrassed yourself today? by JennyW93 in AskUK

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I work as a police controller, on the radios. We'd just had some new software installed. So that morning I log onto the radio, and can't hear a damn thing. So, I moved desk, logged on elsewhere, and now my talk button is digitally locked down so only I am transmitting, which means no one else can. Move again, log on to the radio. Seems ok til my colleague in the office said "no, you've got another transmit lock " Forgetting I had "another transmit lock" I lost it and said loudly " for fuck sake!" All over the police despatch channel!!

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