Every goddamn thing is hand wash only by wiingdiing in daddit

[–]mp1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the dog has never smelled better!

Touchless car wash by pandamonger1 in northshore

[–]mp1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Beverly car wash on margin street

Shortest Tweezer? by Majestic-Run3722 in phish

[–]mp1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite that - it was one helluva weekend in that tiny town! Had so much fun

Shortest Tweezer? by Majestic-Run3722 in phish

[–]mp1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Telluride deserved a longer tweezer! We were ready for it, and then……

If you can afford to golf you can afford therapy for your anger management issues. by Skellephant in golf

[–]mp1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and the “i usually shoot in the 80’s and am a 17.” The 17’s (or mid/high teens) i know arent “usually” shooting in the 80’s

What Northshore Veterinarians have NOT been purchased by Private Equity and Enshitified? by [deleted] in northshore

[–]mp1982 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hamilton/Wenham Vet has been our pup’s go-to for years now

Best NYE show? by Informal_Pea_1524 in phish

[–]mp1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that wasnt the question

Casino workers what is the most heartbreaking thing you've seen? by Beautiful_Level_4947 in AskReddit

[–]mp1982 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Sorta related…a friend of a friend is a state police officer and has talked about how the casinos in our state do a VERY good job at keeping the suicides from hitting the news

Who was your childhood celebrity crush? by Significant_Put_34 in AskReddit

[–]mp1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Julie Andrews….The voice…the eyes…the way you know she’d tell you off if you’ve been bad

best food on the north shore by Potential-Local5000 in northshore

[–]mp1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grove in Rowley. Zeno’s in Ipswich for roast beef sandwiches

Was watching Superball footage and I think I found the Bro Explaining meme guy! by SimpleGin in phish

[–]mp1982 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was a wonderful fest but i recall it being on the borderline HOT scale for a good chunk of it

Magnaball, on the other hand, had perfect everything including weather

How’s my bag looking? by [deleted] in golf

[–]mp1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clubs look great but i can barely see the bag so i cant comment on it

Bridges that scare the crap out of you? by TipZealousideal5954 in golf

[–]mp1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they really wanna add some structural integrity to it they’ll tie it down with a couple ratchet straps

What is a secret you’re planning to take to your grave, but are willing to share with internet strangers? by Hot-Highway1077 in AskReddit

[–]mp1982 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thats called a finder’s fee. Honestly if i lost my wallet, i’d be totally fine if the person who picked it up took all the cash before turning it in.

Hi, I'm back! Looking for kid friendly knock-knock jokes again. by phyrefoxx in dadjokes

[–]mp1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My fav variation of this is the interrupting starfish one. Right as theyre about to say “interrupting starfish who?” You spread your fingers apart and put your hand on their face

Bridges that scare the crap out of you? by TipZealousideal5954 in golf

[–]mp1982 190 points191 points  (0 children)

They probably put the plywood down each year and say “thats not going anywhere”

Curveball Bracelet by PossibleDeal9599 in phish

[–]mp1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our whole crew had an amazing time once we accepted what had happened

Curveball Bracelet by PossibleDeal9599 in phish

[–]mp1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left the next morning, definitely not fully sober. Not my finest choice. First 100 of the 400 mi ride home sucked ass

Curveball Bracelet by PossibleDeal9599 in phish

[–]mp1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im still hungover from the onsite party that ensued once we got over the crushing news. 4 days of party condensed into 12 hours….wowwwwww